The CEO is sucking money out of the company, demanding outrageous expense accounts, perks and bonuses or he’ll quit. He puts his friends in high places, giving them similar perks.Then he takes his company to China, where there is cheap child labor and less safety regulations to make his cookies. Some of the ingredients are no longer checked for toxins.
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Is anyone gonna point out that our cookie factory workers making market wages are also now qualifying for food stamps?
i think everyone should be given food stamps regardless of how much money they make. not a lot, maybe 100 bux a month. it should be that everyone gets it, or no one gets it.
In a related story there have been rumours that the Keebler elves have been having sex inside that tree and have developed a novel new cream filling for their cookies.
“Meanwhile, a CEO in China also invents a way to make more cookies more efficiently.”
Because the ingredients aren’t carefully vetted the cookies are toxic & kill all consumers thereby destroying the market & the company goes bust.
bxgrl, sour grapes is not a cookie ingredient.
DIBS, is that new keebler filling Mexican Yoghurt??
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mexican+yoghurt
The CEO is sucking money out of the company, demanding outrageous expense accounts, perks and bonuses or he’ll quit. He puts his friends in high places, giving them similar perks.Then he takes his company to China, where there is cheap child labor and less safety regulations to make his cookies. Some of the ingredients are no longer checked for toxins.
quote:
Is anyone gonna point out that our cookie factory workers making market wages are also now qualifying for food stamps?
i think everyone should be given food stamps regardless of how much money they make. not a lot, maybe 100 bux a month. it should be that everyone gets it, or no one gets it.
*rob*
I guess there wasn’t enough dough to go around to pay everyone anyway.
OMG – I have to make a new pot of coffee & wash my keyboard, dibs!
Is anyone gonna point out that our cookie factory workers making market wages are also now qualifying for food stamps?
In a related story there have been rumours that the Keebler elves have been having sex inside that tree and have developed a novel new cream filling for their cookies.
“Meanwhile, a CEO in China also invents a way to make more cookies more efficiently.”
Because the ingredients aren’t carefully vetted the cookies are toxic & kill all consumers thereby destroying the market & the company goes bust.