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Legion,
Supposedly the rides now use a scheduling system, so waiting on lines is lessened. I think epcot sounds pretty cool but I’ve never been.
I got a thank you note yesterday from my friends who were recently married; they’re going to Colombia for their honeymoon!
“There’s an urban legend: Prospect Park just past Grand Army Plaza, after midnight.”
DCB, I have one word for you: craigslist.
By lechacal on February 9, 2011 2:10 PM
DIBS, I think there is an important scientific question to be addressed here: is it possible to give or receive less than one bj or do bjs only exist in positive integers?
Thinking minds have pondered this question for centuries. By “less than one” would you mean to include the start of a BJ which was not fulfilled to “completion.” If so, then certainly.
Some might argue that not a full mouthfull is less than one.
I’m glad you decided to consult an expert on the subject.
“Not necessarily true. There is a 1:1 correlation between paying hookers for BJs and getting BJs, but I don’t see that number rising any faster than overall population growth multiplied by negative one times the happiness index.”
that’s only bc it’s illegal and the risk outweighs the reward
there’s also a direct correlation btw robbing a bank and making lots of money – but because the risk is high, people like DIBS have a nice industry to work in.
if there was a correlation btw eating kale and getting bj’s – you’d see a bunch of dudes at whole foods buying mad kale.
Legion – RESIST!!!!!!!! RESIST!!!!!!!!!
I have already drawn a line in the sand with respect to Disney Land. I won’t take my kids there unless all better options have been exhausted, which would take approximately 20 lifetimes.
“BJs are about the same price as an appetizer in any good restaurant if you know where to look for them. ”
There’s an urban legend: Prospect Park just past Grand Army Plaza, after midnight.
I’ll stick with the appetizers in a good restaurant.
But CGar- I thought I was talking like an astute businesswoman! (‘scuse me- gotta go sit down while I laugh myself silly over that one).
The DisneyWorld Chronicles Part I:
So we’re planning on doing the American secular equivalent of the Hajj with the kids.
That’s right a trip to see the omnipotent and omniscient one himself: Mickey Mouse.
Apparently there are books written on the subject and it’s a journey that takes intricate planning with the fortitude of spirit that only 15th century explorers could have known.
Tip number one: if you plan on dining with any of these goofy mofo’s you must give advance notice of approximately 6 months!
Tip number two: there are four parks associated with this journey (Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Animal Kingdom and Disney Hollywood Studios), each with it’s own culture and customs. For instance, if you believe that paying admission to the Magic Kingdom somehow entitles you to enter the Animal Kingdom, you are sorely mistaken.
Tip number three:expect to wait on lines during half your journey and to consume mass quantities of sugar throughout the experience. This is a requirement.
Tip number four: DO NOT, under any circumstances leave the park grounds early to return another day. If you do, you will incur a severe monetary penalty. In order to avoid such embarassment one is required to purchase something called a Park Hopper pass.
more to follow…
DIBS, I think there is an important scientific question to be addressed here: is it possible to give or receive less than one bj or do bjs only exist in positive integers?