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The Psychic Cleansing: A Morality Play in One Act:
Psychic Cleanser: Hello, I’m here to cleanse your space of negative energy. How much do you pay monthly again?
Cosmic Dupe: I’m subletting, I pay $4000 a month. I know it’s alot but I get a great view of the park through the neighbor’s window across the courtyard when they keep their blinds up.
Psychic Cleanser: Excellent. I see you have already started the cleansing by creating a space for the psychic energy to drain.
Cosmic Dupe: …uh, no. that’s just a bidet.
Psychic Cleanser: … a what?
Cosmic Dupe: A bidet, to cleanse my colon.
Psychic Cleanser: Excellent. Is that an original Kostabi on the wall over there?
Cosmic Dupe: Yes, it is. My trust fund manager said it would be a great investment. As a form of depreciation.
Psychic Cleanser: Excellent, Ok, let’s start. Turn around and face that wall. Count to 100 and do not. I repeat, do not open your eyes or stop counting until I have finished my evaluation of your apartment. After I am gone, the apartment will have been cleansed of all negative energy.
I will also take the cash envelope that you left by the front door. No need to contact me again. All will be cleansed and the negative energy I have found will be gone with me through the door.
“the afternoon-long space clearings that Ms. Wendell does with clients, for which she charges $900 to $1,800. Ms. Wendell said that her fees were driven less by apartment size than by “what’s in the space energetically.â€
A fool and his money is soon parted. What a con game.
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rf, if you are trying to egg me into another tirade, it’s not going to work. I read the headline and I’m not reading any more. I do not have enough time right now for the post that would have to be written in response to that article. I can already feel the anti-humanist rage bubbling up….. ok back to work.
The Psychic Cleansing: A Morality Play in One Act:
Psychic Cleanser: Hello, I’m here to cleanse your space of negative energy. How much do you pay monthly again?
Cosmic Dupe: I’m subletting, I pay $4000 a month. I know it’s alot but I get a great view of the park through the neighbor’s window across the courtyard when they keep their blinds up.
Psychic Cleanser: Excellent. I see you have already started the cleansing by creating a space for the psychic energy to drain.
Cosmic Dupe: …uh, no. that’s just a bidet.
Psychic Cleanser: … a what?
Cosmic Dupe: A bidet, to cleanse my colon.
Psychic Cleanser: Excellent. Is that an original Kostabi on the wall over there?
Cosmic Dupe: Yes, it is. My trust fund manager said it would be a great investment. As a form of depreciation.
Psychic Cleanser: Excellent, Ok, let’s start. Turn around and face that wall. Count to 100 and do not. I repeat, do not open your eyes or stop counting until I have finished my evaluation of your apartment. After I am gone, the apartment will have been cleansed of all negative energy.
I will also take the cash envelope that you left by the front door. No need to contact me again. All will be cleansed and the negative energy I have found will be gone with me through the door.
The End
We’ll have to suggest this to Rob as a career path.
dh- I thought it was because everyone wants a coffee boy 🙂
“the afternoon-long space clearings that Ms. Wendell does with clients, for which she charges $900 to $1,800. Ms. Wendell said that her fees were driven less by apartment size than by “what’s in the space energetically.â€
A fool and his money is soon parted. What a con game.
“But it seems the tendency on the OT is to condemn everything and everyone that can be connected to the unions.”
I think most people on the OT hate unions because they are jealous.
Lechacal, I knew you would love it! I thought it was just delicious!
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rf, if you are trying to egg me into another tirade, it’s not going to work. I read the headline and I’m not reading any more. I do not have enough time right now for the post that would have to be written in response to that article. I can already feel the anti-humanist rage bubbling up….. ok back to work.
Good for a laugh:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/04/nyregion/04appraisal.html
Legion- if you’re accountable I assume you pick up after him 🙂