I am so not letting aliens abduct my congregants!How dare they try to muscle in on my turf- er- try to wrest these tortured souls from my healing ministry? (I need an FCC license? Why can’t I use the Vulcan Mind Meld?
Bxgirl, I’m forming my own church…Glitter House. Each meeting we will all hail the wonders of glitter. I will appoint myself Minister of Finance – meaning all the finances will go to my pocket!
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First order of business after I win the mega, we’ll close down Chuck E Cheese and have a massive PLUSA party in there. Games, pizza, shenannigans!
bxgrl – your premise will not work. You have to preach the gospel of prosperty, which pretty much boils down to the more you give the minister and believe, the richer you will become. Besides the vow of provery only works for people like mother Teresa and while she did not have any worldly possessions she did always have a good meal, got to meet world leader and probably stayed in some pretty nice hotels. She still got her rewards and now she is a saint.
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Besides the vow of poverty only works for people like mother Teresa
i seem to take that vow twice a month, three days before payday. it sucks.
*rob*
Bxgirl, for 70% of your tithes received, I’ll be happy to do the paperwork to get you an FCC license 🙂 Gosh, I’m so generous I make myself blush!
OK, as fun as this is, I gotta run. Will catch up with you all later, if you are still around.
If not, Merry Christmas, everyone!!!! May whatever you are doing tomorrow, wherever you are, bring you joy and contentment.
Er…I don’t wash balls 😉
I am so not letting aliens abduct my congregants!How dare they try to muscle in on my turf- er- try to wrest these tortured souls from my healing ministry? (I need an FCC license? Why can’t I use the Vulcan Mind Meld?
Bxgirl, I’m forming my own church…Glitter House. Each meeting we will all hail the wonders of glitter. I will appoint myself Minister of Finance – meaning all the finances will go to my pocket!
quote:
First order of business after I win the mega, we’ll close down Chuck E Cheese and have a massive PLUSA party in there. Games, pizza, shenannigans!
make sure to please wash the balls first.
*rob*
bxgrl – your premise will not work. You have to preach the gospel of prosperty, which pretty much boils down to the more you give the minister and believe, the richer you will become. Besides the vow of provery only works for people like mother Teresa and while she did not have any worldly possessions she did always have a good meal, got to meet world leader and probably stayed in some pretty nice hotels. She still got her rewards and now she is a saint.
actually hmmmm
*sees dollar signs*
*rob*