I’ll be coming from another event so I won’t get there until almost 9pm. I still need to grab some blankets for the old people and something for the grab bag.
NY Broker: “I think you are wonderful people and I would like to be your Buyers Broker. And it wont cost you a thing. In fact I will negotiate a better deal for you that you will be able to get on your own”
Translation: By law I am only allowed to represent the best interest of the seller. So I will conspire with some other broker to get the last nickel out of you and then help myself to half of the commission.
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no way – you’re used to eating great stuff in north brooklyn. consuming anything in park slope is likely to give you a stomach problem.
uh, please. it’s a known fact that waitresses and lady food truckers in north brooklyn are constantly scratching their unmanicured bushes and not washing their hands. there was some undercover expose’ about it a while back on the news.
DCB, buyer’s brokers are for the mega-lazy and/or mega rich looking to buy some killer pads
I’ll be coming from another event so I won’t get there until almost 9pm. I still need to grab some blankets for the old people and something for the grab bag.
ANTI REAL ESTATE BROKER RANT OF THE DAY
NY Broker: “I think you are wonderful people and I would like to be your Buyers Broker. And it wont cost you a thing. In fact I will negotiate a better deal for you that you will be able to get on your own”
Translation: By law I am only allowed to represent the best interest of the seller. So I will conspire with some other broker to get the last nickel out of you and then help myself to half of the commission.
Lets just tar and feather them all.
rf, thanks for ride invite but I will be schlepping in late.
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no way – you’re used to eating great stuff in north brooklyn. consuming anything in park slope is likely to give you a stomach problem.
uh, please. it’s a known fact that waitresses and lady food truckers in north brooklyn are constantly scratching their unmanicured bushes and not washing their hands. there was some undercover expose’ about it a while back on the news.
*rob*
M4L, happy to discuss renovation costs. And pass judgement on whether your neighbor can do the job, ha.
Ah, OK! Thanks, RF!
Damn, renovation pics. I don’t have any. We haven’t renovated anything!
Well ok maybe a few really lame photos.
It’s all boring mechanical and structural upgrades. Just recently we finished skim coating all the walls, so they’re white and plain.
I just have the same photos you probably saw before of fireplaces and gardens and such.
By more4less on December 9, 2010 11:34 AM
Rob, rf’s car is a blue Toyota Sienna
no it isn’t! Mopar, I live on Marcy, not far from Fulton.