“Ever wonder if the guy next to you on the subway has a sample in his pocket?”
1) No, I thought he was just happy to see me (nh)
2) I think some guys enter the subway without a sample in their pocket and exit the subway with a sample in their pocket. Remember Arkady’s train story with the guy and his strategically placed boxes?
Lechacal, something tells me that the lab does more than testing post-vasectomy sperm samples. Sperm donors go into the bathroom at the lab, where there are dirty magazines to help them do the job. Maybe you can produce your sample onsite?
1.4% of internet users who log on to brownstoner
commit blogocide and never log on again.
Slight correction to my post yesterday on octaves and harmonics.
Each octave is twice the hertz (waves per second)than the previous. (not necessarily 200 htz greater as I had posted).
example: 50Htz, 100Htz, 200Htz, 400Htz, 800Htz is a series of octaves.
…this sounds like drivel but it might be important to consider in crossing the bridges, if the wind is blowing at the proper strength and direction to move the bridge at it’s natural resonance (octave), it could lead to disaster.
The Verazano was closed temporarily this week with the winds.
So it’s been 10 weeks since my little operation, and I’m supposed to get checked to make sure it was successful. Which means bringing in a sample. According to the instructions you have to deliver the sample to the lab (on Atlantic somewhere in BoCoCa) within 45 minutes. So there is seriously some lab down near Montero somewhere where guys bring in fresh hot samples of you know what all day ever day? That’s seriously gross. Not to mention I think it’s a little weird to get on the subway carrying a nice fresh sample. Ever wonder if the guy next to you on the subway has a sample in his pocket? Maybe now you’ll be more careful about bumping up against people.
I’ve fantasized often about taking samples from guys on the subway.
“Ever wonder if the guy next to you on the subway has a sample in his pocket?”
1) No, I thought he was just happy to see me (nh)
2) I think some guys enter the subway without a sample in their pocket and exit the subway with a sample in their pocket. Remember Arkady’s train story with the guy and his strategically placed boxes?
Lechacal, something tells me that the lab does more than testing post-vasectomy sperm samples. Sperm donors go into the bathroom at the lab, where there are dirty magazines to help them do the job. Maybe you can produce your sample onsite?
According to WikiLeaks,
1.4% of internet users who log on to brownstoner
commit blogocide and never log on again.
Slight correction to my post yesterday on octaves and harmonics.
Each octave is twice the hertz (waves per second)than the previous. (not necessarily 200 htz greater as I had posted).
example: 50Htz, 100Htz, 200Htz, 400Htz, 800Htz is a series of octaves.
…this sounds like drivel but it might be important to consider in crossing the bridges, if the wind is blowing at the proper strength and direction to move the bridge at it’s natural resonance (octave), it could lead to disaster.
The Verazano was closed temporarily this week with the winds.
As I heard it, 100% of the people born in New York weren’t born here at all.
Good heavens! Now I’ll be SUPER EXTRA CAREFUL to not bump any males on Brooklyn-bound trains. EVER.
The Brooklyn Bridge came first for the bridge workers,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a bridge worker.
Then the Brooklyn Bridge came for the tourists,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a tourists.
Then the Brooklyn Bridge came for the Manhattanites,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Manhattanite.
Then the Brooklyn Bridge came for me
and by that time no one was left to speak up.
LOL RF, my nephew, on many occasions, has called me “the best gift giver ever!” I’m trying hard to maintain my title!
So it’s been 10 weeks since my little operation, and I’m supposed to get checked to make sure it was successful. Which means bringing in a sample. According to the instructions you have to deliver the sample to the lab (on Atlantic somewhere in BoCoCa) within 45 minutes. So there is seriously some lab down near Montero somewhere where guys bring in fresh hot samples of you know what all day ever day? That’s seriously gross. Not to mention I think it’s a little weird to get on the subway carrying a nice fresh sample. Ever wonder if the guy next to you on the subway has a sample in his pocket? Maybe now you’ll be more careful about bumping up against people.