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ENY once I stayed out all night on a date. It was summer and I was going away to college in a few weeks. The boy of my dreams asked me out. First he picked me up in his convertible, then I met his parents. Then we went to the Copa Cabana and saw little Anthony and the Imperials. And danced till 3, then had something to eat in chinatown and finished off the night at the beach smooching.
Ah……..
He drove me home and as we pulled up to my house, out of the garage comes…..Jake LaMata!!! My father had been calling hospitals and police stations for 4 or 5 hours and he ran out of the garage, picked up the guy by the lapels out of his seat, shook him and told him to get the hell out of here and never come back!
The guy peeled rubber and even though I made my father apologize to him on the phone the next day, I never saw this guy again.
My mother, brother & I were at a resort in Mexico. A guy approached my mother. Naive as she was, she thought he just wanted to practice his English. Mike & I realized he thought he’d nabbed a rich widow. Mike threatened to deck him & he disappeared.
ENY once I stayed out all night on a date. It was summer and I was going away to college in a few weeks. The boy of my dreams asked me out. First he picked me up in his convertible, then I met his parents. Then we went to the Copa Cabana and saw little Anthony and the Imperials. And danced till 3, then had something to eat in chinatown and finished off the night at the beach smooching.
Ah……..
He drove me home and as we pulled up to my house, out of the garage comes…..Jake LaMata!!! My father had been calling hospitals and police stations for 4 or 5 hours and he ran out of the garage, picked up the guy by the lapels out of his seat, shook him and told him to get the hell out of here and never come back!
The guy peeled rubber and even though I made my father apologize to him on the phone the next day, I never saw this guy again.
I tease my father about this to this day.
Shouldn’t you losers be cooking by now???
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Happy Bird-day, all!
Cobble, sadly not everywhere. That said, hotness is relative and becomes easier to find the more you’ve had to drink as well.
This guy wouldn’t be all that hot in a Gay Latino bar but as far as Amtrak passengers/employees go he’s a decent 7.
My mother, brother & I were at a resort in Mexico. A guy approached my mother. Naive as she was, she thought he just wanted to practice his English. Mike & I realized he thought he’d nabbed a rich widow. Mike threatened to deck him & he disappeared.
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“A man was flirting with my mother and my father decked him, laying him out.”
Cool. No, VERY cool.
DIBS, It must be something to be you, and see hotness everywhere you go!
Dibs, tell him you’ve got X-Ray glasses but if he doesn’t like that idea, palm him.