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Greetings from Tel Aviv!
The posts above remeind me of an incident I had about 2 weeks ago. I was dropping off some important papers to a friend who runs a funeral parlor. He was busy when I got there, so I was chatting with his secretary while I was waiting. After a few minutes, she asked me: “How old do you think I am?”. I responded: “It’s not polite for a man to talk about a woman’s age”. She responded “That’s OK, take a guess”.
In my mind, I said to myself: “I’m guessing that she is between 65 and 70. To make her feel good, I’ll say she is 60”. So then I said to her: “I’d guess you are 60”. I could see she was totally dejected. She said: “I’m 57”. I felt so embarassed!!! Moreover, I couldn’t believe that she was 57. I swear that she looked like she was between 65 and 70. She must have had a hard life.
Anyway, after a momentary awkwardness, we resumed chatting for a few minutes, and it was a pleasant conversation.
I’m fighting jet lag to get my clokc adjusted. Speaking of age: I’m getting too old for this!
“Start out by leveling relatively polite and restrained criticisms against your opponent, then show the clip of him kicking a child in the face. Admittedly, this format only works if your opponent has previously kicked a kid in the face, as Winnipeg mayor Sam Katz did in a charity soccer match in August.”
Greetings from Tel Aviv!
The posts above remeind me of an incident I had about 2 weeks ago. I was dropping off some important papers to a friend who runs a funeral parlor. He was busy when I got there, so I was chatting with his secretary while I was waiting. After a few minutes, she asked me: “How old do you think I am?”. I responded: “It’s not polite for a man to talk about a woman’s age”. She responded “That’s OK, take a guess”.
In my mind, I said to myself: “I’m guessing that she is between 65 and 70. To make her feel good, I’ll say she is 60”. So then I said to her: “I’d guess you are 60”. I could see she was totally dejected. She said: “I’m 57”. I felt so embarassed!!! Moreover, I couldn’t believe that she was 57. I swear that she looked like she was between 65 and 70. She must have had a hard life.
Anyway, after a momentary awkwardness, we resumed chatting for a few minutes, and it was a pleasant conversation.
I’m fighting jet lag to get my clokc adjusted. Speaking of age: I’m getting too old for this!
Later, folks!
“I’m usually a very good humored person”
Translation:
I eat a lot of ice cream.
“My daffodil bulbs just arrived.”
GOTD
the rabbit is one of my favorites.
My daffodil bulbs just arrived.
“I’m usually a very good humored person”
RAOTFLMMAO!!!
This Is How They Do Attack Ads in Canada
“Start out by leveling relatively polite and restrained criticisms against your opponent, then show the clip of him kicking a child in the face. Admittedly, this format only works if your opponent has previously kicked a kid in the face, as Winnipeg mayor Sam Katz did in a charity soccer match in August.”
http://tinyurl.com/245s8aw
Just coming in to the OT:
Le chacal – may change his vote because of big boobs.
DH- (may change vote because of Bristol and Sarah, this old news however).
CGar is Secret Service agent to the OT President.
Where is the bbq donation thing for the big boobies and how do I get there? I am down.