Not following the whole discussion, unfortch, but I think I’ve picked up enough to simply suggest that, in the event of a home invasion, *rob* just tells the intruder that he has bedbugs. That way *rob* won’t even have to lie.
It seems like the LI guy has his legal problems. There is no way I would have a gun unless I was completely knowledgeable about what I could and could not do with it legally, not to mention being completely proficient with it and in very good physical condition. I would rather concentrate on putting a good security system in place.
so what does one do in a typical home invasion type of situation? im always afraid of those happening!! i used to have crazy dreams about them. quickly reach an aersol can and a light i guess you could make a pretty decent blow torch gun? i dont know karate.
*rob*
1. Get the aerosol can an put it in a microwave oven and
set the timer for 10 minutes.
2. Put on sneakers. never mind the underwear or pants.
Just sneakers for traction, even if you sleep nude.
3. Pick a corner of your room that’s dark,
preferably behind the bed. If you have the fire arm,
wait till you see their feet then shoot out their ankles and
wait till they all drop.
4. Have a bright flashlight ready and blind them with the light while you pull out the large bat you should always have beside your bed when sleeping.
Rob, you would seriously freak out any burglar. You are safe.
Also, MBOTD… M. Butterfly of the Day
Not following the whole discussion, unfortch, but I think I’ve picked up enough to simply suggest that, in the event of a home invasion, *rob* just tells the intruder that he has bedbugs. That way *rob* won’t even have to lie.
can i hide behind a japanese screen instead?
*rob*
GOTD Geisha of the Day
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Screw guns, where can I take up some knife throwing classes?
It seems like the LI guy has his legal problems. There is no way I would have a gun unless I was completely knowledgeable about what I could and could not do with it legally, not to mention being completely proficient with it and in very good physical condition. I would rather concentrate on putting a good security system in place.
i dont have a bed 🙁 can i hide behind a japanese screen instead?
*rob*
show em your herpes
By Butterfly on September 8, 2010 4:15 PM
so what does one do in a typical home invasion type of situation? im always afraid of those happening!! i used to have crazy dreams about them. quickly reach an aersol can and a light i guess you could make a pretty decent blow torch gun? i dont know karate.
*rob*
1. Get the aerosol can an put it in a microwave oven and
set the timer for 10 minutes.
2. Put on sneakers. never mind the underwear or pants.
Just sneakers for traction, even if you sleep nude.
3. Pick a corner of your room that’s dark,
preferably behind the bed. If you have the fire arm,
wait till you see their feet then shoot out their ankles and
wait till they all drop.
4. Have a bright flashlight ready and blind them with the light while you pull out the large bat you should always have beside your bed when sleeping.
…the rest is pretty much self-explanatory.