What a great bunch of losers! But I smell a conspiracy–Snappy read all those mediocre limericks AND WHERE WAS MINE? When I called her on it, she had to fish it out of the garbage but I know it was not considered for the prize.
And WHERE IS MY TIARA???? Donatella got hers, and I’ve been here so much longer. I never even got a fucking VIRTUAL tiara and rule book. Harrumph! Maybe it’s because I never kowtowed to Cgar and Pres. Biff and schlepped to that white trash slum at the end of Atlantic Ave. ALL THE WAY DOWN BY THE BQE!
What a fabulous time I had last night. First I have to say to Snappy and Cobble – Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! For organizing a wonderful party. And for surprising me with the thing that I have longed for.
My oqn tiara!!!
My belief in everything is restored. I forgive everyone in my life for everything. I forgive my mother for lying to me about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. All is right with the world. I am your fan and friend forever!!
(job posting from Craigslist – and I didn’t correct their spelling and grammar…it really was written this poorly)
“Our company is looking for a part-time NYS Licensed Foreclosure Litigation Attorney
Out company service homeowner whose currently facing foreclosure and auction.
We’re looking for an attorney with a track record of prolonging the process.
you will prepare motions, answers, reply and appear in court with the client.
We currently have about 10 cases that need immediate attention.
Must understand the real estate foreclosure IN and Out.
Queens and Brooklyn Location
please email sample of your pass work. and index # of your queens and brooklyn cases.”
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Fourth, now I’m going to tell everyone that you stole my pop rocks and jax and God knows what else from my prize bag.
AWESOME! shit you not, i woke up this morning with sticky red crap on my arms :-/ im glad to know what the hell that was now hahahahahah i was kind scared at first
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Jackal posted a funny onion piece at the end of the open thread last night. I kinda had similar thoughts last night after witnessing the sh*thole that is atlantic avenue.
omg totally. that part of brooklyn is MAD GHETTO! i loved how im walking by this huge building and im like wtf is this, see people arguing on the street, and ask some guy for directions and he was totally just nodding out and didnt answer me, and i look up and what building was it? the NYCHA headquarters… i was like omg it’s the brain/heart/gut of the projects!!!! i literally started just walking in the street.
sorry but that area of brooklyn is f’ing gross hahahah
“it was funny when you almost cried last night when snappy said you couldnt read them”
A. BITE ME *rob*
2. I did NOT almost. Just tole Snappy I wasn’t putting out for her until she read all 35 limericks.
(c) BITE ME *rob*
Fourth, now I’m going to tell everyone that you stole my pop rocks and jax and God knows what else from my prize bag.
V. BITE ME *rob*
f. If not for me, you’d still be doing circles around a bulldozer in Atlantic Yards. I love that you printed directions and then rather than follow them you decided to go your own way!
Wait…I had more drinks than DH?!?! CALL THE ENQUIRER!
What a great bunch of losers! But I smell a conspiracy–Snappy read all those mediocre limericks AND WHERE WAS MINE? When I called her on it, she had to fish it out of the garbage but I know it was not considered for the prize.
And WHERE IS MY TIARA???? Donatella got hers, and I’ve been here so much longer. I never even got a fucking VIRTUAL tiara and rule book. Harrumph! Maybe it’s because I never kowtowed to Cgar and Pres. Biff and schlepped to that white trash slum at the end of Atlantic Ave. ALL THE WAY DOWN BY THE BQE!
What a fabulous time I had last night. First I have to say to Snappy and Cobble – Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! For organizing a wonderful party. And for surprising me with the thing that I have longed for.
My oqn tiara!!!
My belief in everything is restored. I forgive everyone in my life for everything. I forgive my mother for lying to me about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. All is right with the world. I am your fan and friend forever!!
Some of you will just love this:
(job posting from Craigslist – and I didn’t correct their spelling and grammar…it really was written this poorly)
“Our company is looking for a part-time NYS Licensed Foreclosure Litigation Attorney
Out company service homeowner whose currently facing foreclosure and auction.
We’re looking for an attorney with a track record of prolonging the process.
you will prepare motions, answers, reply and appear in court with the client.
We currently have about 10 cases that need immediate attention.
Must understand the real estate foreclosure IN and Out.
Queens and Brooklyn Location
please email sample of your pass work. and index # of your queens and brooklyn cases.”
Where is everyone?!
Rob – how late did you stay? I thought I heard your voice on my voicemail with my roommate.
Fun times – Hot Bird was a cool spot. Very generous with their whiskey pours – I only had 1 drink!!
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Fourth, now I’m going to tell everyone that you stole my pop rocks and jax and God knows what else from my prize bag.
AWESOME! shit you not, i woke up this morning with sticky red crap on my arms :-/ im glad to know what the hell that was now hahahahahah i was kind scared at first
*rob*
quote:
Jackal posted a funny onion piece at the end of the open thread last night. I kinda had similar thoughts last night after witnessing the sh*thole that is atlantic avenue.
omg totally. that part of brooklyn is MAD GHETTO! i loved how im walking by this huge building and im like wtf is this, see people arguing on the street, and ask some guy for directions and he was totally just nodding out and didnt answer me, and i look up and what building was it? the NYCHA headquarters… i was like omg it’s the brain/heart/gut of the projects!!!! i literally started just walking in the street.
sorry but that area of brooklyn is f’ing gross hahahah
*rob*
“it was funny when you almost cried last night when snappy said you couldnt read them”
A. BITE ME *rob*
2. I did NOT almost. Just tole Snappy I wasn’t putting out for her until she read all 35 limericks.
(c) BITE ME *rob*
Fourth, now I’m going to tell everyone that you stole my pop rocks and jax and God knows what else from my prize bag.
V. BITE ME *rob*
f. If not for me, you’d still be doing circles around a bulldozer in Atlantic Yards. I love that you printed directions and then rather than follow them you decided to go your own way!
:-/