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And say thank you to CGar for Chrissakes
NO! i called him 2 times and texted him THREE times while i was literally lost in atlantic yards. then im lost in the projects (for reals there are projects in that area) then i find the 78th precinct and a cop gave me directions but then i got lost again around what i think was still atlantic yards. that area SUCKS. the street grid is absurd, there’s like 6 – 7 intersections all at once! not your normal 4. and i realize now that i need new contacts cuz i couldnt read any of the street signs!!!!
“had the worst yellow taxi driver afterwards though. he had no idea where he was going!”
EFF YOU DH! I TOLE you I just started driving a cab at night. And no one EVER wants to go to BBurg. I don’t care how many people you “claim” live in your uber-hip nabe now. I prefer picking up fares on Clinton Street, NOT Clinton Avenue, and doing the Manhattan-Brooklyn Heights/Cobble Hill run. Shoulda known better and turned on my “Off Duty” light when I spotted a dirty hipster. Sheesh.
rf, I feel your pain. jf will likely not only get permanent tattoos, but also turn to a life of crime as a direct result of this oversight. Now I haven’t actually seen your limerick, I mean before it hit the trash basket, but I’m sure it wasn’t all THAT bad! (rolling eyes, and lying through teeth!)
hmmm, glitter lady/lawyer has a devious mind, but those are some pretty paranoid thoughts! Just to be safe, I’ll have the lawyer-sniffing cats to patrol the perimeter more carefully…
By cobblehiller on September 3, 2010 10:08 AM
“My own tiara!!!”
Now will you just clam up about the darn tiara! SEE, you knew we loved you but you needed the damn tiara to prove it! Women, sheesh!
You know, Cobble, I have my suspicions about that Tiara that that wildhaired short bike-hating Flea-hating landlady was wearing. Maybe you should have a talk with your partner about why MY limerick didn’t get the prize. Now my daughter jf will go out and get permanent tattoos since I couldn’t bring home those temporary ones.
You’re sure that glitter lady/lawyer didn’t pour something into your drink or arrange for someone to spit on you so you couldn’t be there last night? I would definitely check the house for bedbugs.
I really enjoyed meeting Wonton, RF, Bxgrl (!!!!!!!!!!), Grand Army, blowfish, Unprotected Wrecks. (Jester, I remember you…., CMU, nice to talk to you MORE than last time…) and all my PLUSA buddies.
Pete I had the BEST conversation with Lesbiman. What a doll he is, really interesting and warm. It was nice to see you Pete.
Rob, so bug boy, did you make it home OK? I guess so. I was a little concerned that you may have spent the night napping at Mickey D’s. And say thank you to CGar for Chrissakes for talking you out of the Atlantic yards construction site.
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And say thank you to CGar for Chrissakes
NO! i called him 2 times and texted him THREE times while i was literally lost in atlantic yards. then im lost in the projects (for reals there are projects in that area) then i find the 78th precinct and a cop gave me directions but then i got lost again around what i think was still atlantic yards. that area SUCKS. the street grid is absurd, there’s like 6 – 7 intersections all at once! not your normal 4. and i realize now that i need new contacts cuz i couldnt read any of the street signs!!!!
*rob*
“had the worst yellow taxi driver afterwards though. he had no idea where he was going!”
EFF YOU DH! I TOLE you I just started driving a cab at night. And no one EVER wants to go to BBurg. I don’t care how many people you “claim” live in your uber-hip nabe now. I prefer picking up fares on Clinton Street, NOT Clinton Avenue, and doing the Manhattan-Brooklyn Heights/Cobble Hill run. Shoulda known better and turned on my “Off Duty” light when I spotted a dirty hipster. Sheesh.
rf, I feel your pain. jf will likely not only get permanent tattoos, but also turn to a life of crime as a direct result of this oversight. Now I haven’t actually seen your limerick, I mean before it hit the trash basket, but I’m sure it wasn’t all THAT bad! (rolling eyes, and lying through teeth!)
hmmm, glitter lady/lawyer has a devious mind, but those are some pretty paranoid thoughts! Just to be safe, I’ll have the lawyer-sniffing cats to patrol the perimeter more carefully…
RF, you crack me up! I SWEAR I’ll bring you a tiara next time. A jeweled one! Cross my heart and hope to die, with a walnut scratch my eye 🙂
had the worst yellow taxi driver afterwards though. he had no idea where he was going!
“My own tiara!!!”
Now will you just clam up about the darn tiara!
Yes. (clamming up about the tiara)
Thank you!!!!!
******************BULLETIN to DEAD CAT BOUNCE***********
You rock! You are the man!
By cobblehiller on September 3, 2010 10:08 AM
“My own tiara!!!”
Now will you just clam up about the darn tiara! SEE, you knew we loved you but you needed the damn tiara to prove it! Women, sheesh!
You know, Cobble, I have my suspicions about that Tiara that that wildhaired short bike-hating Flea-hating landlady was wearing. Maybe you should have a talk with your partner about why MY limerick didn’t get the prize. Now my daughter jf will go out and get permanent tattoos since I couldn’t bring home those temporary ones.
You’re sure that glitter lady/lawyer didn’t pour something into your drink or arrange for someone to spit on you so you couldn’t be there last night? I would definitely check the house for bedbugs.
I really enjoyed meeting Wonton, RF, Bxgrl (!!!!!!!!!!), Grand Army, blowfish, Unprotected Wrecks. (Jester, I remember you…., CMU, nice to talk to you MORE than last time…) and all my PLUSA buddies.
Pete I had the BEST conversation with Lesbiman. What a doll he is, really interesting and warm. It was nice to see you Pete.
Rob, so bug boy, did you make it home OK? I guess so. I was a little concerned that you may have spent the night napping at Mickey D’s. And say thank you to CGar for Chrissakes for talking you out of the Atlantic yards construction site.