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  1. Cmu – Lech thinks ladies look ugly when watching tv. i didn’t know if it was the low-brow content that threw him off or the act of sitting and staring, often with mouth agape.

  2. “Do you know that I’m totally paranoid now whenever I watch tv in front of people? Is it just as unattractive to witness a lady watching Shakespeare?”

    All people look stupid and totally not hot when they watch TV. Doesn’t matter what’s on.

    OK gotta work now. Gonna be another all-nighter tonight apparently.

  3. DH we should totally have a writing group that follows your rules. Here let me start.

    So there I was in the strip club with a face full of boobs and the stripper pulls out a gun and turns into a giant robot and starts shooting everyone, so I throw like 20 grenades in her face, but she’s super robot killer stripper and they just bounce off her metal boobs, so this guy I’m with who is totally a CIA agent pulls out a giant metal 20 dollar bill and waves it around, and the stripperbot gets all confused and then starts doing a lap dance, but she weighs like 20 tons of steel and stuff so she crushes the CIA agent, so then I totally took out a bazooka and tried to shoot her, but then she had sex with the bazooka, and then the bazooka went off and she blew up. The end.

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