Just back from downtown Brooklyn, where I never go. Friends from out of town are around and I went to Metro Teck TKTS to buy Broadway tickets.
So I’m in line at 10:55, TKTS opens at eleven, about 40 people waiting. And waiting. 11 rolls around, then 11:10, 11:15 and the counter’s still closed and it’s hot and sticky and everyone is irritable and starting to whine: WTF??
Then: flashbulbs popping. I spot a gray haired garden gnome–I mean, Marty Markowitz–standing in a ring of point and shoot papparazzi.
WTF??
“I’m just here to let everybody know about the TKTS outlet in Brooklyn! We need more Brooklynites to come out and support our TKTS booth,” he babbles.
Then I realize: the window’s not open because they were waiting for Marty to show for his photo op. And Marty was late.
Just back from downtown Brooklyn, where I never go. Friends from out of town are around and I went to Metro Teck TKTS to buy Broadway tickets.
So I’m in line at 10:55, TKTS opens at eleven, about 40 people waiting. And waiting. 11 rolls around, then 11:10, 11:15 and the counter’s still closed and it’s hot and sticky and everyone is irritable and starting to whine: WTF??
Then: flashbulbs popping. I spot a gray haired garden gnome–I mean, Marty Markowitz–standing in a ring of point and shoot papparazzi.
WTF??
“I’m just here to let everybody know about the TKTS outlet in Brooklyn! We need more Brooklynites to come out and support our TKTS booth,” he babbles.
Then I realize: the window’s not open because they were waiting for Marty to show for his photo op. And Marty was late.
Just back from downtown Brooklyn, where I never go. Friends from out of town are around and I went to Metro Teck TKTS to buy Broadway tickets.
So I’m in line at 10:55, TKTS opens at eleven, about 40 people waiting. And waiting. 11 rolls around, then 11:10, 11:15 and the counter’s still closed and it’s hot and sticky and everyone is irritable and starting to whine: WTF??
Then: flashbulbs popping. I spot a gray haired garden gnome–I mean, Marty Markowitz–standing in a ring of point and shoot papparazzi.
WTF??
“I’m just here to let everybody know about the TKTS outlet in Brooklyn! We need more Brooklynites to come out and support our TKTS booth,” he babbles.
Then I realize: the window’s not open because they were waiting for Marty to show for his photo op. And Marty was late.
they say that most NY psychoanalysists are away on vacation the 2 weeks before Labor Day and population here gets really wierd.
Reading comments of last hour or so kinda makes me think there is some truth to that.
By Butterfly on September 3, 2010 1:27 PM
really? because he thinks the greentards are sheep makes it a stupid quote of the day? i think not. i think the man is a genius, and he’s totally correct.
NYC Psychoanalysts are actually universally known in the field/industry as the worst of the worst.
there is zero bang for your buck when it comes to their therapy.
*rob*
“i think the man is a genius, and he’s totally correct.”
Well, there you have it. Both Rob and lechacal think lech is a genius.
Just back from downtown Brooklyn, where I never go. Friends from out of town are around and I went to Metro Teck TKTS to buy Broadway tickets.
So I’m in line at 10:55, TKTS opens at eleven, about 40 people waiting. And waiting. 11 rolls around, then 11:10, 11:15 and the counter’s still closed and it’s hot and sticky and everyone is irritable and starting to whine: WTF??
Then: flashbulbs popping. I spot a gray haired garden gnome–I mean, Marty Markowitz–standing in a ring of point and shoot papparazzi.
WTF??
“I’m just here to let everybody know about the TKTS outlet in Brooklyn! We need more Brooklynites to come out and support our TKTS booth,” he babbles.
Then I realize: the window’s not open because they were waiting for Marty to show for his photo op. And Marty was late.
Jerk.
“Reading comments of last hour or so kinda makes me think there is some truth to that.”
you don’t wanna KNOW what can be done with a jar of peanut butter and some duct tape
“i think the man is a genius, and he’s totally correct.”
Well, there you have it. Both Rob and lechacal think lech is a genius.
Just back from downtown Brooklyn, where I never go. Friends from out of town are around and I went to Metro Teck TKTS to buy Broadway tickets.
So I’m in line at 10:55, TKTS opens at eleven, about 40 people waiting. And waiting. 11 rolls around, then 11:10, 11:15 and the counter’s still closed and it’s hot and sticky and everyone is irritable and starting to whine: WTF??
Then: flashbulbs popping. I spot a gray haired garden gnome–I mean, Marty Markowitz–standing in a ring of point and shoot papparazzi.
WTF??
“I’m just here to let everybody know about the TKTS outlet in Brooklyn! We need more Brooklynites to come out and support our TKTS booth,” he babbles.
Then I realize: the window’s not open because they were waiting for Marty to show for his photo op. And Marty was late.
Jerk.
Just back from downtown Brooklyn, where I never go. Friends from out of town are around and I went to Metro Teck TKTS to buy Broadway tickets.
So I’m in line at 10:55, TKTS opens at eleven, about 40 people waiting. And waiting. 11 rolls around, then 11:10, 11:15 and the counter’s still closed and it’s hot and sticky and everyone is irritable and starting to whine: WTF??
Then: flashbulbs popping. I spot a gray haired garden gnome–I mean, Marty Markowitz–standing in a ring of point and shoot papparazzi.
WTF??
“I’m just here to let everybody know about the TKTS outlet in Brooklyn! We need more Brooklynites to come out and support our TKTS booth,” he babbles.
Then I realize: the window’s not open because they were waiting for Marty to show for his photo op. And Marty was late.
Jerk.
they say that most NY psychoanalysists are away on vacation the 2 weeks before Labor Day and population here gets really wierd.
Reading comments of last hour or so kinda makes me think there is some truth to that.
By Butterfly on September 3, 2010 1:27 PM
really? because he thinks the greentards are sheep makes it a stupid quote of the day? i think not. i think the man is a genius, and he’s totally correct.
*rob*
With hero-worshippers like this…