And I’ll throw away literally EVERYTHING. I’ll call up my kids and tell them I did my part by keeping all of their cute pictures in boxes for 50 goddamn years and now I’m done, they need to pick everything up and whatever is left over goes in the dumpster. I will live a blissful life owning basically a hammock, a regular supply of gin and tonic, cigarettes, and money. And a nice bathrobe.
“Isn’t that what you do now, DH???”
Target, actually. Why you blowin up my spot!
i like to play a little game before every parade that takes place in NYC
place your bets for
stabbings:
shootings:
rapes:
incidents of police brutality:
my bets for this weekends parade are
stabbings: 2
shootings: 4
rapes: 1
incidents of police brutality: 2
*rob*
Rob, I’m 62. And I smoked until I was 40.
“at the rate i’m going i’ll probably be working as a greeter at wal-mart when i’m 80”
Isn’t that what you do now, DH???
“And I’ll have a special room in the house where my wife can go watch TV.”
Sounds like your wife should have a room where SHE can lock you up, I mean PUT YOU. : P
And I’ll throw away literally EVERYTHING. I’ll call up my kids and tell them I did my part by keeping all of their cute pictures in boxes for 50 goddamn years and now I’m done, they need to pick everything up and whatever is left over goes in the dumpster. I will live a blissful life owning basically a hammock, a regular supply of gin and tonic, cigarettes, and money. And a nice bathrobe.
“i, too, stifle what i say about 50% of the time!!!”
Excellent impulse.
>I actually stifle myself about 50% of the time right now.
Wow, lucky rest of the world. Can you try 120%?
retirement? what’s that?
at the rate i’m going i’ll probably be working as a greeter at wal-mart when i’m 80