Hey everyone! I’m excited to see you all tonight. The gift bags are packed with fun things so bring your limerick(s) and try to win. I’ll be there at 6pm for any early birds. Ciao!
AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A COBBLESNAPS PARTY CAUSE A COBBLESNAPS PARTY DON’T STOP. SAY WHAAAAA!
I can’t believe I am saying this, but in Japan anyway, there is a special squatting toilet. You don’t stand on the seat of a traditional toilet. Instead there is an oval
porcelain toilet which is inserted into the floor and you straddle over the toilet, squat and poop. Very convenient if you are wearing a skirt and have good strength in your hamstrings and quadraceps. Wearing pants requires more athletic skill.
If you live in the boonies in some ancient village untouched by civilization and you suddenly find yourself in a Western environment, you might stand on the toilet seat and squat but then you would have to be a real
bumpkin.
WonTon…you got Aaron Kwok in tow for me??? You owe me after that last dissappointment. 🙂
Hey everyone! I’m excited to see you all tonight. The gift bags are packed with fun things so bring your limerick(s) and try to win. I’ll be there at 6pm for any early birds. Ciao!
AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A COBBLESNAPS PARTY CAUSE A COBBLESNAPS PARTY DON’T STOP. SAY WHAAAAA!
Will there have been new toilet seats installed at Bird Shit????
I can’t believe I am saying this, but in Japan anyway, there is a special squatting toilet. You don’t stand on the seat of a traditional toilet. Instead there is an oval
porcelain toilet which is inserted into the floor and you straddle over the toilet, squat and poop. Very convenient if you are wearing a skirt and have good strength in your hamstrings and quadraceps. Wearing pants requires more athletic skill.
If you live in the boonies in some ancient village untouched by civilization and you suddenly find yourself in a Western environment, you might stand on the toilet seat and squat but then you would have to be a real
bumpkin.
I will be there.
“Just look for the asshole with the beer.”
Like that will narrow it down…
“Likelihood of my making it to hot bird just increased unexpectedly.”
You were able to find a hazmat suit?
lechacal…do you take the E train now????
I’ll be there around 6:45. Just look for the asshole with the beer.