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“”roger” is britsh slang for ‘to have have rough sex with’. so, ‘roger that cgar’ as command is raunchy. plus DH’s original quote had no caps.”
bLowFisH, if you want to have rough sex with me, please, just say so. I’m very slow in these matters. I really need to be hit over the head with a frying pan. Thank you for your consideration.
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I’m sure Kohler and other toilet manufacturers would make rob their poster child, but the idea that someone would change out the toilet whenever a new tenant moves in is rather jaw dropping. Why stop there, change out the sinks, and all the floors too.
:-/ just because you make your tenant poop in a used squalourous latrine, doesn’t make it right.
Japanese people are obsessed with toilets. Toto toilets do all kinds of things, like they have bun warmer seats so your butt is nice and warm. Some of the standard things you can expect from a Toto toilet/bidet when taking a crap:
—Cleanses “front and back†with three separate streams of water
—Drys “front and back†with air blowers
—Warms the seat
—Automatically puts down the seat (a feature called the “marriage saverâ€)
—Iluminates itself with a programmable nightlight
—Monitors medical conditions by preforming urine tests
—De-ionizes the air to remove odors
—Plays a soothing waterfall or birdsong soundtrack “to drown out embarrassing noises.â€
“roger” is britsh slang for ‘to have have rough sex with’. so, ‘roger that cgar’ as command is raunchy. plus DH’s original quote had no caps. But i can see i’m getting nowhere with you school marms
“”roger” is britsh slang for ‘to have have rough sex with’. so, ‘roger that cgar’ as command is raunchy. plus DH’s original quote had no caps.”
bLowFisH, if you want to have rough sex with me, please, just say so. I’m very slow in these matters. I really need to be hit over the head with a frying pan. Thank you for your consideration.
🙂
quote:
I’m sure Kohler and other toilet manufacturers would make rob their poster child, but the idea that someone would change out the toilet whenever a new tenant moves in is rather jaw dropping. Why stop there, change out the sinks, and all the floors too.
:-/ just because you make your tenant poop in a used squalourous latrine, doesn’t make it right.
*rob*
“—Plays a soothing waterfall or birdsong soundtrack “to drown out embarrassing noises.—
that’s so handy!! i usually make airplane noises.
“By WonTon on September 2, 2010 4:25 PM
I will be there.”
WonTon, looking forward to seeing you. You never emailed me . . . we wanted to invite you to karaoke with us a few weeks ago!!!
Japanese people are obsessed with toilets. Toto toilets do all kinds of things, like they have bun warmer seats so your butt is nice and warm. Some of the standard things you can expect from a Toto toilet/bidet when taking a crap:
—Cleanses “front and back†with three separate streams of water
—Drys “front and back†with air blowers
—Warms the seat
—Automatically puts down the seat (a feature called the “marriage saverâ€)
—Iluminates itself with a programmable nightlight
—Monitors medical conditions by preforming urine tests
—De-ionizes the air to remove odors
—Plays a soothing waterfall or birdsong soundtrack “to drown out embarrassing noises.â€
“Scratch that…just Googled it and see the A doesn’t stop there.”
Rob, Please note how Biff just Googled his transportation question and answered it all by himself!
“roger” is britsh slang for ‘to have have rough sex with’. so, ‘roger that cgar’ as command is raunchy. plus DH’s original quote had no caps. But i can see i’m getting nowhere with you school marms
Hello peeps, I hate to be a party-POOPER…
But I’m suddenly not feeling at all well. So I won’t be there to kick Lech in the shin, or giggle at the limericks, or hug my favorite PLUSAs. : (
Hope you all have a great night!
Picturing rob now as Mr. Tidy Bowl.