Have you heard of Lauren Hildebrandt? Well, she’s a pop singer, according to USA Today, and she was apparently bit by a bed bug in a “unidentified luxury hotel…in New York City’s Union Square neighborhood.” Hildebrandt will not identify the hotel while the case is being investigated, but says the establishment is being “very good in their response to the situation so far.” She also warns her fans about the dangers of sleeping in such opulence: “People should be aware of the danger in NYC hotels right now. I couldn’t have anal sex at night, because I kept thinking they were in my bed.” Someone tell Bieber he’s in terrible danger!
In other bed bug news, Governor Paterson signed a second bed bug law this week, which requires health officials to notify parents if bed bugs are found on school premises. Bill sponsor Assemblyman Michael Gianaris (D-Astoria) told the Daily News, “We have an epidemic, and the best tool we have is education to keep bedbugs from spreading.”
Gianaris proposed the law in 2007 when bed bugs were found at 11 Queens schools. The new law requires officials to tell the parents association and the parents of any child who may have come into contact with a bed bug, rather than just the parents of an affected child. Queens parents seemed thankful about the new law. One mother said, “They send letters out if a child gets lice, and this is so much worse. We have to be notified.” However, since exterminators are sent to infested schools only after a dead bed bug has been sent to a lab, parents may just have to send their kids off to an inevitable infestation.
I don’t know, MM – I figure I’m gonna get rescued and be a hero (and probably make major money selling the rights to my story) or get killed. I didn’t say it sounds like a nice vacation, I just think it sounds like a cool experience. The fact that they can get food down there is a big plus, i.e. – don’t have to decide which one of them they should sacrifice and eat.
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I just don’t see anything cool about being trapped far underground unable to get out for the forseeable future.
well excuuuuuuuuse me for trying to see the funny in horrible things that happen. sheesh. why arent you harping on biff? he was the first one to make a chilean cold miner joke! all i said was that it would make for great reality tv. which it would. and chances are it probably will!!
if you cant laugh at the Universe than you might as well jump off
“”Your woman, cgar?? You dog! Where’s my lawyer?????”
That’s the kind of talk that keeps me in hiding!”
LMAO DCB!
Have you heard of Lauren Hildebrandt? Well, she’s a pop singer, according to USA Today, and she was apparently bit by a bed bug in a “unidentified luxury hotel…in New York City’s Union Square neighborhood.” Hildebrandt will not identify the hotel while the case is being investigated, but says the establishment is being “very good in their response to the situation so far.” She also warns her fans about the dangers of sleeping in such opulence: “People should be aware of the danger in NYC hotels right now. I couldn’t have anal sex at night, because I kept thinking they were in my bed.” Someone tell Bieber he’s in terrible danger!
In other bed bug news, Governor Paterson signed a second bed bug law this week, which requires health officials to notify parents if bed bugs are found on school premises. Bill sponsor Assemblyman Michael Gianaris (D-Astoria) told the Daily News, “We have an epidemic, and the best tool we have is education to keep bedbugs from spreading.”
Gianaris proposed the law in 2007 when bed bugs were found at 11 Queens schools. The new law requires officials to tell the parents association and the parents of any child who may have come into contact with a bed bug, rather than just the parents of an affected child. Queens parents seemed thankful about the new law. One mother said, “They send letters out if a child gets lice, and this is so much worse. We have to be notified.” However, since exterminators are sent to infested schools only after a dead bed bug has been sent to a lab, parents may just have to send their kids off to an inevitable infestation.
Jessibaby: I really want to be an interior designer 🙁
What in the world would stop you? That seems like an entirely achievable goal.
I don’t know, MM – I figure I’m gonna get rescued and be a hero (and probably make major money selling the rights to my story) or get killed. I didn’t say it sounds like a nice vacation, I just think it sounds like a cool experience. The fact that they can get food down there is a big plus, i.e. – don’t have to decide which one of them they should sacrifice and eat.
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I just don’t see anything cool about being trapped far underground unable to get out for the forseeable future.
well excuuuuuuuuse me for trying to see the funny in horrible things that happen. sheesh. why arent you harping on biff? he was the first one to make a chilean cold miner joke! all i said was that it would make for great reality tv. which it would. and chances are it probably will!!
if you cant laugh at the Universe than you might as well jump off
*rob*
Well, decent ethnic food in NH is very difficult to find.
just out of curiousity, do those statistics inherently make new hampshire a bad state?
Of course not.
NH has NO income tax & NO sales tax…only a property tax.
By Biff Champion on September 1, 2010 1:24 PM
The New Hampshire demographics are the exact inverse of DIBS’ dating preferences.
LOL, there’s exactly one (1) guy in all of NH on Silverdaddies that I find attractive.
If I retire I’ll probably spend 4-5 weeks a yer u in NH visiting friends. I think i may have to order out from Boston!!!!