I’m much more of a strategic advisor than a real lawyer DIBS. On a lot of the stuff I do the only law that is involved is the law of some foreign country, so I hire a local law firm in XYZ country to do that stuff. When people ask me real legal questions I usually yell “fire” and run out of the room.
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I often thank the stars that I wasn’t born a woman or I’d be in bankruptcy — with all the costs of the hair, nails, clothes, etc, etc. Perhaps you should suggest that being female be an extra deduction on your tax form.
oh cry me a river! the amount of free drinks and comp admissions to places totally negates their vanity expenses.
I think it clouds their judgment and makes them overly eager. If I’m about to go into a negotiation with a client I always ask them how recently they got laid. If it’s more than 24 hours ago I tell them they need to go home and take care of business immediately, or at least go rub one out, and that their deal depends on it.
What Kens, my 11 am? That was totally not meant to be funny at all.
LMAO lech. That was piss in the pants funny.
I’m much more of a strategic advisor than a real lawyer DIBS. On a lot of the stuff I do the only law that is involved is the law of some foreign country, so I hire a local law firm in XYZ country to do that stuff. When people ask me real legal questions I usually yell “fire” and run out of the room.
herro?
Women get to drink half price at the bar at Jolie on Wednesdays. I’m surprised I never see Cobbble and the other BoCoCa lushes there
Sound legal thinking, lechacal.
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I often thank the stars that I wasn’t born a woman or I’d be in bankruptcy — with all the costs of the hair, nails, clothes, etc, etc. Perhaps you should suggest that being female be an extra deduction on your tax form.
oh cry me a river! the amount of free drinks and comp admissions to places totally negates their vanity expenses.
*rob*
“not getting laid keeps a person fiesty”
I think it clouds their judgment and makes them overly eager. If I’m about to go into a negotiation with a client I always ask them how recently they got laid. If it’s more than 24 hours ago I tell them they need to go home and take care of business immediately, or at least go rub one out, and that their deal depends on it.
Big jugs often agree with some people.