Open Thread

If the simple solutions don’t work, just throw out the mat and buy a new one at Target for 5 bucks.

Expert, that pee story was horrifying. You should cuss out the man who did that. Disgusting. Momma Snappy used to get so angry when my brothers or Papa Snappy peed on the toilet seat. She went out and bought a cutesy sign to hang above the toilet. It read, “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Please be neat and wipe the seat!” After a few months of that hanging and no change, she took covered the “If you sprinkle when you tinkle” part with a sheet of paper on which she wrote, “IF YOU MISS WHEN YOU PISS” and added “DAMMIT” after the “Please be neat and wipe the seat” part 🙂 Momma Snappy is not a cursing woman at all, so the language on the paper helped clean up their act, so to speak!

Cobble, not sure how to get rid of cat pee smell.
I just threw the human pee soaked bathmat and towel away. I know it’s flushing money down the toilet but I’m not gonna deal with with other people’s pee.
The whole thing pissed me off.

Cobble, also try white vinegar. Soak the stain in lots of vinegar overnight, then wash. If that, or Snappy’s, doesn’t work, let me know. I have some superduper stuff they use to clean crime scenes. It’s supposed to remove odors from anything.

Not over the weekend! I wasn’t here on Friday. Didn’t anybody notice????

Thanks for the joyride tip but I take that stretch of the Gowanus regularly.
If you want a thrill take the Belt Parkway when it splits from the Gowanus. on a clear day you can clock 90/mph.