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  1. “Guys are such pigs! Learn to hold your litter pecker and aim it right!!!!!!!”

    A. Yes.

    2. I never “litter” with my pecker – I’m always very careful where I put it.

    (iii) You set up the target — a landing strip is always nice — and I’ll take care of aiming it.

  2. I’ve never had organic peanut butter, unless Smuckers is considered organic, which I don’t think it is. I wonder what variety of peanuts they use. I really should make my own. I used to buy those huge bags of roasted peanuts from Costco and eat those all day. I was sickly thin back in those days.

  3. I was on a housing nonprofit board in NYC.
    A few tenants (not hipsters!) were serial offenders at leaving the faucet running & then forgetting.
    Best was when one such woman left a chicken out to defrost…and then completely forgot about it before going out of town for a couple of weeks. Neighbors started complaining about the smell & then thinking she might have died in her apartment (she was big).
    When she came back she was very offended that the super had ‘broken in’ to her apartment to find out what was up.

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