I need a new way to do this landed brownstone gentry thing — a new model. Too much of this sweating, crawling around leaky roofs and mollifying freaked out tenant’s with soggy ceilings and cleaning hallways and climbing ladders and catching mice and spraying for bugs and killing weeds and unclogging drains.
And, funny thing is, dave, I’ve been waiting for ET on her usual street corner for a week to no avail, but, lo and behold, Tara in the Slope did a drive-by in the OT this week. Jussayin’.
Welcome!! Your PLUSA* manual, tiara, and membership card are in the mail.
Please be advised that upon attending your first PLUSA* gathering, you will be expected to buy the first round of shots. Identification of one or more PLUSAs will earn you extra credit.
Please send Snappy your membership dues by the 15th of the month, she gets cranky if you’re late, and we stop sending the newsletter after two late payments.
Also, please advise your boss that s/he needs to lighten your workload so that you can keep up with posting regularly. Spotty posting is frowned upon!!
Best, Mgmt.
* For the uninitiated: PLUSA = Pathetic Loser Usual Suspect Asshat
I NEVER GOT MY WELCOME PACKAGE!!!!!!
COBBLE WAS YANKING MY CHAIN!
I was heartbroken. I was really looking forward to the tiara. But NOoooo. It was all a cruel joke…
Similarly, a socialist system … if carried out rightly, does not lead to stifling innovation, soaking the rich, decay and doom.
Name one
My mother used to tell me to shut up in French 🙁
I need a new way to do this landed brownstone gentry thing — a new model. Too much of this sweating, crawling around leaky roofs and mollifying freaked out tenant’s with soggy ceilings and cleaning hallways and climbing ladders and catching mice and spraying for bugs and killing weeds and unclogging drains.
Where’s the romance?? The glamour????
I’ve seen FOT around, but think this is first time for Welcome Package.
And, funny thing is, dave, I’ve been waiting for ET on her usual street corner for a week to no avail, but, lo and behold, Tara in the Slope did a drive-by in the OT this week. Jussayin’.
“Well, it is BoCoCa , right??? And we know that EVERYTHING there is classy.”
More trolling by, DIBS, check! : P
Dave, I’m not new. I’ve been around. Although I never got a welcome package.
$5M = Barely Rich
$10M = comfortably Rich
$50M = filthy Rich
$150M = F___ You Rich
$1B = Master of the Universe Rich
Funny Old Thread,
Welcome!! Your PLUSA* manual, tiara, and membership card are in the mail.
Please be advised that upon attending your first PLUSA* gathering, you will be expected to buy the first round of shots. Identification of one or more PLUSAs will earn you extra credit.
Please send Snappy your membership dues by the 15th of the month, she gets cranky if you’re late, and we stop sending the newsletter after two late payments.
Also, please advise your boss that s/he needs to lighten your workload so that you can keep up with posting regularly. Spotty posting is frowned upon!!
Best, Mgmt.
* For the uninitiated: PLUSA = Pathetic Loser Usual Suspect Asshat