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I saw Judah Friedlander on Saturday night. His best joke was real estate-related:
“I’m moving, looking for a new place. My broker called me up and told me about a sweet place. He said, it’s on the corner of 533rd St. and Shitstain Avenue. It’s on the 12th floor, a walkup. The stairs are busted so you have to hoist yourself up by a rope. When you go look at it, there’s a homeless guy lying in the lobby with a heroin needle sticking out of his arm – that’s the super. He has the keys in his stash. The rent is only $3300 every four days. The place gets great light, ’cause the roof came off a while ago.”
Ringo, I had a great vacation in Tulum. Lovely low-key, tropical, un-restored ruins, no street lights. Beautiful beach, ahhhh. And a suprmarket that sold green mexican oranges sweeter and jucier than anything I can seem to get here. Probably DDT covered too.
So, Biff, you were only posting the Rashida info to educate Dave? It looked more like you had just discovered it youself. You should write more clearly. So there! 😉
I saw Judah Friedlander on Saturday night. His best joke was real estate-related:
“I’m moving, looking for a new place. My broker called me up and told me about a sweet place. He said, it’s on the corner of 533rd St. and Shitstain Avenue. It’s on the 12th floor, a walkup. The stairs are busted so you have to hoist yourself up by a rope. When you go look at it, there’s a homeless guy lying in the lobby with a heroin needle sticking out of his arm – that’s the super. He has the keys in his stash. The rent is only $3300 every four days. The place gets great light, ’cause the roof came off a while ago.”
Very funny, Miss Pell. Accarate to.
Ringo, I had a great vacation in Tulum. Lovely low-key, tropical, un-restored ruins, no street lights. Beautiful beach, ahhhh. And a suprmarket that sold green mexican oranges sweeter and jucier than anything I can seem to get here. Probably DDT covered too.
pesky pisces, team bear
“what are people’s decor styles?”
cobblehiller’s dreamhouse: A combo of modern and Shaker with a few other antiques thrown in. Warm, inviting, comfortable, neat and functional.
in reality: You’ve seen it! Mish-mosh-eclectic-hand-me-down-antique-post-thrift-shop-stoop-sale!
Miss Pell, no more coffee for you today!
A spell czeck function on these posts would be grait!
And while the two of you are arguing over writing proporly, please make sure you spell everyting corroctly.
And while the two of you are arguing over writing proporly, please make sure you spell everyting corroctly.
So, Biff, you were only posting the Rashida info to educate Dave? It looked more like you had just discovered it youself. You should write more clearly. So there! 😉