Of course! Hey I bust on myself all the time for being an aggressive, condescending intellectual bully who will pick a fight about random bullshit I don’t care one iota about just to feel better about myself.”
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OK — impressive.
I’m keeping this one in reserve for future use, my friend!
Graham Chapman: I think all righthtinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired.
All: Yes, yes…
Graham Chapman: I’m certainly not! And I’m sick and tired of being told that I am.
Not Sure?: Mrs. Havoc-Jones.
Mrs. Havoc-Jones: Well, I meet a lot of people and I’m convinced that the vast majority of wrongthinking people are right.
“OK, Jackal. As long as you can agree that this applies to all of us (that means you, too!)”
Of course! Hey I bust on myself all the time for being an aggressive, condescending intellectual bully who will pick a fight about random bullshit I don’t care one iota about just to feel better about myself.
SQOTD:
How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
That’s a classic, slopefarm.
LMAO @ Biff
One of my favs
“By lechacal on June 18, 2010 1:38 PM
Of course! Hey I bust on myself all the time for being an aggressive, condescending intellectual bully who will pick a fight about random bullshit I don’t care one iota about just to feel better about myself.”
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OK — impressive.
I’m keeping this one in reserve for future use, my friend!
Graham Chapman: I think all righthtinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired.
All: Yes, yes…
Graham Chapman: I’m certainly not! And I’m sick and tired of being told that I am.
Not Sure?: Mrs. Havoc-Jones.
Mrs. Havoc-Jones: Well, I meet a lot of people and I’m convinced that the vast majority of wrongthinking people are right.
BoHill, here’s another good one from DTRT:
Sweet Dick Willie: You wanna boycott someone? You ought to start with the goddamn barber that fucked up your head.
“OK, Jackal. As long as you can agree that this applies to all of us (that means you, too!)”
Of course! Hey I bust on myself all the time for being an aggressive, condescending intellectual bully who will pick a fight about random bullshit I don’t care one iota about just to feel better about myself.
“My preference would be to see the “hit rate” on condescension go down a bit (not aimed at you, benson, MM, dibs or cobble).”
So wait….. you’re talking about *Rob*?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/town-hall-meeting-gives-townspeople-chance-to-say,2277/
OK, Jackal. As long as you can agree that this applies to all of us (that means you, too!), I give you points for this one!
🙂