Open Thread

Pete, want to have lunch one of these sunny Fri’s and we can scope out some hot couples (ie you eye the dude and me on the girl)?

Pete, I’m cool with that. I’m secure in my damn self.

Cobble, if BH was looking at them straight on vs. from side or corner of the eye, I would be shocked ladies giving dirty look. I look straight on and usually have an appreciative grin (ie well done ladies). Only once in a blue moon does an insecure BF/hubby is annoyed by that

Pete, BH does it too. He tells me about it.

It’s the ‘season’, lots of young woman start walking around half-dressed. It’s difficult for a straight man to ignore.

I find it odd that BH tells me he gets dirty looks from women who catch him looking at them. WTF? You walk around half-naked, boobies and butts/tats/thongs sticking out, and you expect men to lower their eyes or look away? Absurd!

lol,

…my number is very similar
to a sewer main company.

so every once in a while I get a
call from somebody looking frantically
for somebody to unclog their toilet.

of course, being a seasoned prank
phone caller since college,
I usually take the opportunity
to play a bit.

some guy just called me,
and it went like this:

ring, ring
I pick up.

me: Hello
guy: Hello, sewer?

me: yeah
guy: I gotta backed up line here…

me: well, what do you want me to do about it?
guy: hello, you the sewer….

me: what?
guy: I gotta line back up.

me: so get a plunger, why you calling me?
guy: what number is this?

me: you called me.
guy: oh…ok

me: bu buy….click

it’s even more fun when ladies call.