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Jessi, I’m far enough along that if I wore a thong it would get lost somewhere under my belly or between my very enlarged butt and I wouldn’t find the thong for days.
“I look like a pregnant white trash whore”
Res ipsa loquitor, ET.
Ah, same old, same old, I see. Talking about the age old subjects of dinner and panties, again! LOL!
“I can serve to you using one of those pastry bags if that would help.”
Naughty!
Now that’s a visual.
“And I can’t wear ‘hanky pankies’ anymore (they don’t fit). I look like a pregnant white trash whore.”
How far along are you? Can we throw you a shower?
maybe not so Granny…I said it for affect.
But certainly not wearing the sexiest.
CGar…dream about grannies…god willing.
“Thanks Jessi. But I don’t like anything with a white sauce. Maybe it’s a visual thing.”
Hmmm…wow, don’t tell me it triggers your gag reflex. I can serve to you using one of those pastry bags if that would help.
“fettucini alfredo made with creme fraiche.”
Thanks Jessi. But I don’t like anything with a white sauce. Maybe it’s a visual thing.
And I can’t wear ‘hanky pankies’ anymore (they don’t fit). I look like a pregnant white trash whore.
“not the right type of weather for going commando”
JB, any weather is the right kind of weather! 😉
Granny panties? Really, ET? There’s a visual I will NOT be dreaming about . . . god willing.