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By Expert Textpert on May 11, 2010 1:43 PM
Wait! Guys don’t wipe their *thingy* after they pee?
eeeewwwwwww
NOW you know it’s NOT sweat that makes it a bit salty!!!??
I might have to join CGar in bashing you
“Wait! Guys don’t wipe their *thingy* after they pee?”
Have you ever seen a toilet paper roll next to a urinal?
Wait! Guys don’t wipe their *thingy* after they pee?
eeeewwwwwww.
TextperV, for these questions, ask the Chinaman since we have track record of eating a ton of stuff and survived it – only DIBS has outdone us (or done us)
By tybur6 on May 11, 2010 1:32 PM
So, I’ve come up with a classy addition to the men’s room to combat the inevitable dribbles in your pants. Next to each urinal, there should be a little mini-tissue dispenser. You go wee, shake a bit, then blot up those last drops before stowing away your wiener.
If they’re small, most urinals can flush them for disposal. Or you can just hand it to the attendant.
tyburg,
you obviously haven’t been reading the discussion on preserving carbon (tissue).
try walking with your pants down around your ankles,
you’ll be using a natural drying method.
and you’ll have more to talk about around the water cooler.
I’m pretty sure the dickwipe dispender looked kind of like the number dispenser at the grocery store deli. The paper was pretty much like toilet paper but maybe a little tougher, and it came in little squares. Come to think of it I think the idea was just to throw them in the urinal. I don’t remember there being a special disposal for them or anything.
Depends upon what kind of candy it is and where you dropped it.
By Biff Champion on May 11, 2010 1:26 PM
“…he’s always been a man of infinite jest and most excellent fancy. ;)”
Gay of the Day Award.
does it look like the Oscar?
“3 seconds idiot”
oooooh, by the time I was able to bend down to get it, it was more than 3 seconds. I’m shoving it in my mouth anyway.