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“But not wiping it is unhygienic to me. You can’t possible *shake* everything off. Can’t lingering pee mist lead to infection?”
I think most men assume that’s what their underwear is for. [Seriously, gross.]
“The trees rot and give off a gas? What gas?”
Carbon dioxide. Look it up if you don’t know what it is.
“That gas rises into the atmosphere, and does what? Bond with the ozone? How exactly?”
Do the following: Go to http://www.google.com and type “why is carbon monoxide called a greenhouse gas”
You can take it from there, champ.
As much as I have been busting on everyone else for their reactions, at least they had enough of a basic understanding of the background science that they didn’t have to ask these basic, stupid questions. I have no interest in taking the time to educate you on these points.
“…if you chop down all the schmeckels,”
…then nobody would be left to post on the OT.
HEY WHAT…AIG just announced $380 MM of bonus and retention packages for executives!!!
Discuss
“Can’t lingering pee mist lead to infection?”
No, it leads to
1. smelly underwear
2. a bad taste on someone’s unit (unless you’re into that sort of thing).
It’s a bigger problem for the uncircumcised than for circumcised.
Is there anyone who is going to dispute my findings???
I’m very disappointed that ‘dickwipes’ already exist in some form… I don’t think I should google that term at work though. I thought I had a gold mine.
The Tybur6
The War Has Just Begun
In high end restaurants,
there’s a bathroom attendant
who will hold it for you while
you press the hot air dryer over it.
“Even if it’s been on the ground for awhile?”
yes, even if it’s been around for a while.
Maybe we should just try cutting down our pees.
…if you chop down all the schmeckels,
the carbon problem will be solved permanently.
no more people.