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  1. OK seriously people, if you give it a really good shake there’s nothing left to need wiping.

    And FWIW urine is quite sterile compared to most other bodily fluids. Legion: confirm?

  2. “…if a schmeckel falls in the forest,
    does anybody hear it?”

    From where was the term lumberjack derived?

    And how exactly does one jack one’s lumber?

  3. Did you know that when milk comes out of boobies it comes out like a spray from a shower? It’s not one hole (like a pee hole) it’s more like a milk mist.

  4. Jaysus, ExpertTexpert and DIBS…. I was thinking about a *drop* or two that shows through your khakis. Not pissing yourself.

    Not to mention, you can’t get an infection from wee wee. Well, unless your pissing yourself. Then you’ll probably get diaper rash. And if you don’t use some cream and a diaper, you may get an infection. Not because of the pee, but because you’re disgusting and your skin has given up on you.

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