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“The Tybur6
The War has Just Begun”
Snort!
“the small ones, they’re useless”
Take off your Lucite stilettos, and you’re no giant either, ET
TextperV, you immune system is at all time high’s right now. bet ya allergy is a ton better this time around than ever b4. so just pick it up and eat it
“And why isn’t it now Return of Infinitejester?”
Biff, I’m still wondering why it isn’t return of return of the what. Or perhaps even return of return of return of the what, now that he’s survived the poll. He seems to have 9 lives, which should endear him to some certain cat ladies.
P.S. Too early for GOTD. Plenty fo time for someone to chime in with some show tunes. Seems that’s a surefire winner, as I learned a few days ago from our blue ribbon panel. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.
3 seconds idiot
“So, I’ve come up with a classy addition to the men’s room to combat the inevitable dribbles in your pants. Next to each urinal, there should be a little mini-tissue dispenser. You go wee, shake a bit, then blot up those last drops before stowing away your wiener.”
Two things tyburg:
1. If this is a problem for you, you’re not shaking it enough when you’re done.
2. I’ve seen this product in the men’s room at Southwest New York, a Tex-Mex restaurant in World Financial. It was 2002 so no idea if it’s still there. According to the bartender the owner insisted on installing the dickwipes.
“If they’re small, most urinals can flush them for disposal. Or you can just hand it to the attendant.”
Yes, please dispose of all the small ones, they’re useless.
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What’s the rule of picking up food that you drop on the floor and eating it.
I dropped a piece of chocolate. Should I eat it?