1. Drill baby, drill!! (it is an absolute certainty that we will use up all recoverable oil – might as well do it quickly so we can move on to the next phase).
2. Clearcut old growth forests and sequester the wood (offset carbon from all of the fossil fuels we’re furiously burning up). That’s just to make sure we can get to step 5 without bad greenhouse stuff happening.
3. Run out of fossil fuels.
4. Oh shit!
5. Figure out what to do next because we have to, not because smart people have figured out that someday we WILL have to, as that’s the only way fundamental and uncomfortable change ever happens.
I know, Lech, we can stick all of the carbon-soaked wood onto rocket ships and launch them into space! And while we’re at it, we can make giant cotton balls to swab the oceans to soak up massive “chocolate milk” oil spills, and launch them puppies up too!
Noki – Sarcasm is only effective if you couple it with an actual argument.
LMAO, Are Oh Tee Dub @ 10:55 am. European swine.
***Bid half off peak comps***
And CGar, I concur. “Juss DONE clear cut the clamscape!” It ends up lookin’ vaguely creepy in a pedophilic sort of way. Brrrrr.
Hiiii, Noki 😉
Logical steps:
1. Drill baby, drill!! (it is an absolute certainty that we will use up all recoverable oil – might as well do it quickly so we can move on to the next phase).
2. Clearcut old growth forests and sequester the wood (offset carbon from all of the fossil fuels we’re furiously burning up). That’s just to make sure we can get to step 5 without bad greenhouse stuff happening.
3. Run out of fossil fuels.
4. Oh shit!
5. Figure out what to do next because we have to, not because smart people have figured out that someday we WILL have to, as that’s the only way fundamental and uncomfortable change ever happens.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
When do you two stop with the irrelevant cut-and-paste routine???????
I know, Lech, we can stick all of the carbon-soaked wood onto rocket ships and launch them into space! And while we’re at it, we can make giant cotton balls to swab the oceans to soak up massive “chocolate milk” oil spills, and launch them puppies up too!
I hope nobody cuts down that coochie tree from last week in the name of carbon dioxide.
You know my name, What. feel free to BBBRG me a message from YOUR BBRG terminal.
Otherwise, time to STFU.