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I think we’re going to get an earthquake in brooklyn very, very soon.
🙁 dont say that. i saw a documentary about the possibility of earthquakes in nyc and they said that people MOST likely to die are those who live in buildings that are 5 stories (like the one i live in) and those who live on the ground floor (like me). the building will collapse on itself and the people on the ground floor will be crushed. oddly, highrises will fare much better. i dont wanna die like that. also my the windows in the apartment have bars on them that do not open. if there was a fire, how would i get out the window?! meh whatever, i guess that is what a cyanide ring is for. just eat it when you find yourself in a deadly situation you know you wont survive.
On the heels of the Smith Street prostitution sting mentioned here last week, aren’t “offer” and “accept” two words you DON’T want to teach your daughter when you live in Boerum Hill?
does anyone remember their first word? i mean i doubt anyone remembers but im sure someone may have told you? sadly, i dont know what my first word was 🙁 my grandmother said she doesnt remember what it was and she didnt think it was a good idea to make something up just for the sake making something up. oh well. i wonder if there is a way to conjure up or retroactively experience saying ones first word? im sure there is but who knows if it’s worth the psychic stress.
im sure my first word was probably something stupid tho. like stupid or something.
Make sure you teach her “escrow” “inspection” “attorney” and “termites”.
Also, you may want to read up on what to say when she fist asks “what’s a PLUSA?” Happens sooner than you expect, so be prepared.
quote:
I think we’re going to get an earthquake in brooklyn very, very soon.
🙁 dont say that. i saw a documentary about the possibility of earthquakes in nyc and they said that people MOST likely to die are those who live in buildings that are 5 stories (like the one i live in) and those who live on the ground floor (like me). the building will collapse on itself and the people on the ground floor will be crushed. oddly, highrises will fare much better. i dont wanna die like that. also my the windows in the apartment have bars on them that do not open. if there was a fire, how would i get out the window?! meh whatever, i guess that is what a cyanide ring is for. just eat it when you find yourself in a deadly situation you know you wont survive.
*rob*
It was prolly BUTTERFLY, and its been stuck in your subconscious ever since *rob*.
On the heels of the Smith Street prostitution sting mentioned here last week, aren’t “offer” and “accept” two words you DON’T want to teach your daughter when you live in Boerum Hill?
“Gonna teach her ACCEPT this week.”
Might as well because “DEAL,” FREE MONTH” “NO FEE” are pretty much all out the window now as we read in Monday Links NYT article.
“The ones prancing all over the place in PS?”
Stereotype much? Some of us NEVER prance. Some of us couldn’t prance even if we wanted to.
lol @ Kens
She loves pounding on the keyboard…usually when mom or dad are doing work at home.
Gonna teach her ACCEPT this week.
“offer” hahahhaha.
does anyone remember their first word? i mean i doubt anyone remembers but im sure someone may have told you? sadly, i dont know what my first word was 🙁 my grandmother said she doesnt remember what it was and she didnt think it was a good idea to make something up just for the sake making something up. oh well. i wonder if there is a way to conjure up or retroactively experience saying ones first word? im sure there is but who knows if it’s worth the psychic stress.
im sure my first word was probably something stupid tho. like stupid or something.
*rob*