I went to the Brooklyn flea once with my wife, sister and brother-in-law. All 4 of us could swear that some of the stuff smelled like a combination of moth balls and piss. We concluded that alot of folks had pulled this “vintage” stuff from their senile grandma’s closets.
And why does the fucking A train stop to let the C train go ahead of it just before Hoyt-Schermerhorn??? This is the only city in the world where the transit authority doesn’t understand the concept of EXPRESS.
I was telling CGar last Thursday that I had the
unpleasant duty of having to clean up the carcass
of a dead Oppossum in front of my driveway.
It’s close to 7:30 AM and I spot the hapless road kill from my window. I then have to make the decision to allow littlelegion to see the gory sight just before driving him to school or go out and start shoveling.
I put my gloves on,grabbed a trench shovel from the garage and walked with purpose towards the mess with a large garbage can.
Of course, at that time of the morning
there is a large crowd gathered across the street for the express bus to the city.
no matter,
it was either clean up the mess or roll over it backing out of the driveway.
so I got busy
…who knew an oppossum could be so big.
and I could hear a collective “ewwwwww” from the crowd watching intently across the street.
so what,
at least the poor oppossum would have a decent burial in a large garbage bag, better than the indignity of a thousand tire treads.
Do you people ever stop bitching about anything and everything?
🙂
I went to the Brooklyn flea once with my wife, sister and brother-in-law. All 4 of us could swear that some of the stuff smelled like a combination of moth balls and piss. We concluded that alot of folks had pulled this “vintage” stuff from their senile grandma’s closets.
“I am quite annoyed by this, but he has partially made up for this by his incendiary articles and headlines posted today.”
I thought it was me..
Google is your friend.
The What
Someday this war is gonna end..
Is an oppossum an Irish possum?
And why does the fucking A train stop to let the C train go ahead of it just before Hoyt-Schermerhorn??? This is the only city in the world where the transit authority doesn’t understand the concept of EXPRESS.
“Like “vintage” clothing. A good way to make sure I will never take you seriously is to wear something “vintage” ”
Agree. Vintage clothing is gross.
I think the C trains are the only ones left where you can actually see out of the front window in the lead car.
speaking of taxidermy,
I was telling CGar last Thursday that I had the
unpleasant duty of having to clean up the carcass
of a dead Oppossum in front of my driveway.
It’s close to 7:30 AM and I spot the hapless road kill from my window. I then have to make the decision to allow littlelegion to see the gory sight just before driving him to school or go out and start shoveling.
I put my gloves on,grabbed a trench shovel from the garage and walked with purpose towards the mess with a large garbage can.
Of course, at that time of the morning
there is a large crowd gathered across the street for the express bus to the city.
no matter,
it was either clean up the mess or roll over it backing out of the driveway.
so I got busy
…who knew an oppossum could be so big.
and I could hear a collective “ewwwwww” from the crowd watching intently across the street.
so what,
at least the poor oppossum would have a decent burial in a large garbage bag, better than the indignity of a thousand tire treads.
Actual conversation overheard today:
Moron: “How do I spell “then”, as in, “I can’t make it until then”.
Moron’s friend: “u-n-t-i-l”
Moron: “No, not “until”, I meant “then”.
Moron’s friend: Oh, I think it’s “t-h-a-n”