Sorry — I shouldn’t rehash the doorman conversation. I just found yesterday’s exchange really funny. To think of helpers for well-heeled people as “integral” to what makes New York City New York City… I guess it does, in a way. Just reinforces the HUGE gulf between the haves and the have-nots. The “Haves” have an army of people surrounding them to do the things they are fully capable of doing themselves, but just don’t want to… and they also have the capacity to call this army “integral” to the fabric of the city.
(Oh, and I thought the straw man argument was amusing too. “Do you want me to tell “W” he is a lesser person and tell him that he will no longer be able to support his wife and 4 children?” NO. I just want to be clear that the doorman is more like a shoeshine or bellhop than a plumber or grocery store owner… *completely* unnecessary, but nice to have.)
i like straight porn as much as gay porn, but i cant for the life of me watch very modern day straight porn because of the excessive anal action that goes on. im not just talking about regular anal, but the need for the guy to pull out and have the chick’s gaping butthole as a closeup shot that you can see right into her bowels? totally gross. the worst part is that half the time you dont even need to be a doctor to identify she has mad internal ass warts! and all those chicks are seriously on oxycontin and stuff and other drugs to make their buttholes stay dilated when the guy pulls out. gross.
Two people humping looks like a beast with two backs. Missionary anyways. I guess you could have a beast with four legs and two heads, or a horse with two torsos, or a human push-me-pull-you, or even a beast playing another beast’s rusty trombone. So beast with two backs is really pretty traditional.
Rob — that was very graphic. 🙂 But I totally agree with you about the bunghole action…. err… not that I have ever watched pornography.
Sorry — I shouldn’t rehash the doorman conversation. I just found yesterday’s exchange really funny. To think of helpers for well-heeled people as “integral” to what makes New York City New York City… I guess it does, in a way. Just reinforces the HUGE gulf between the haves and the have-nots. The “Haves” have an army of people surrounding them to do the things they are fully capable of doing themselves, but just don’t want to… and they also have the capacity to call this army “integral” to the fabric of the city.
(Oh, and I thought the straw man argument was amusing too. “Do you want me to tell “W” he is a lesser person and tell him that he will no longer be able to support his wife and 4 children?” NO. I just want to be clear that the doorman is more like a shoeshine or bellhop than a plumber or grocery store owner… *completely* unnecessary, but nice to have.)
“Is it wrong to want to pour a pile of powdered sugar in a plate, wet my finger, dip it into the powdered sugar and lick my finger?”
Euphemism for DIBS spending a night with Marion K?
Not if you can’t find anybody else to lick your finger, ET.
Thanks, ET…for the tips on New Orleans, NOT the visual of you sitting on my father’s face!
i like straight porn as much as gay porn, but i cant for the life of me watch very modern day straight porn because of the excessive anal action that goes on. im not just talking about regular anal, but the need for the guy to pull out and have the chick’s gaping butthole as a closeup shot that you can see right into her bowels? totally gross. the worst part is that half the time you dont even need to be a doctor to identify she has mad internal ass warts! and all those chicks are seriously on oxycontin and stuff and other drugs to make their buttholes stay dilated when the guy pulls out. gross.
*rob*
“Tee hee. Biff, I can kill two birds with one stone… as we now know, Doormen are part of New York City’s “street ballet.””
tybur6, wasn’t sure if you would get my reference but clearly you did. Bravo.
Is it wrong to want to pour a pile of powdered sugar in a plate, wet my finger, dip it into the powdered sugar and lick my finger?
And repeat 1000x
Two people humping looks like a beast with two backs. Missionary anyways. I guess you could have a beast with four legs and two heads, or a horse with two torsos, or a human push-me-pull-you, or even a beast playing another beast’s rusty trombone. So beast with two backs is really pretty traditional.