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I love honey mustard. Hate French’s yellow or brown and nearly killed myself with horseradish at the seder last week. It can be so painful- but in a good way.
I hear you cobble- the last time I read webmd I called my sister up to tell her where to find my will and to kiss the kids goodbye for me.
Biff- I hope all will be fine. Having had lots of surgery in my time I can say it’s no fun but people do send you cards, flowers and gifts. And they eat the lime jello for you.
……last night I was awoken at about 2 AM by the sound of my wife screaming. Our little Westie (Wally) had fallen off the bed, and when I got up to see him, my first thoughts were: “He broke his spine”. He was lying on the floor motionless, panting heavily. We were devastated. After about 5 minutes, he was able to turn right side up, but he couldn’t get up on his feet. After another 5 minutes, he was back on his feet, but shaken and walking very slowly. I was relieved, but that that he had bruised his spinal nerve.
This morning he was good as new!! My dog is quite an athlete (unlike me) and he was back to jumping on the fence in the park. It seems that he just had the wind knocked out of him, but it sure looked alot worse when we first saw him.
I am so relieved. Our Westie is a joy. So cute ansd rascally.
“My doctor has forbidden me from checking symptoms on the web ever again after the last time I diagnosed myself with several fatal diseases.”
CGar, I think one of the Ten Commandments is that we Jews must at all times try to convince ourselves and everyone around us that we have less than one week to live, even if we’re in perfect health.
You never hear another Jew say they’re doing fabulous, do you? Even if a Jew feels absolutely wonderful, here is the conversation:
Friend: So Saul, how are things?
Saul: Not too bad. Not GREAT…but not too bad. Could always be better.
*Saul starts racking his brain to think of something, anything, to complain about*
I love honey mustard. Hate French’s yellow or brown and nearly killed myself with horseradish at the seder last week. It can be so painful- but in a good way.
I hear you cobble- the last time I read webmd I called my sister up to tell her where to find my will and to kiss the kids goodbye for me.
Biff- I hope all will be fine. Having had lots of surgery in my time I can say it’s no fun but people do send you cards, flowers and gifts. And they eat the lime jello for you.
“Cobble, you might as well just give me the whole tray/box to take home”
You may be right, M4L, you know what, I’ll just drop them off at your house instead.
“So cute ansd rascally.”
I’ve heard cobble describe benson that way as well!!!!
In other news…
……last night I was awoken at about 2 AM by the sound of my wife screaming. Our little Westie (Wally) had fallen off the bed, and when I got up to see him, my first thoughts were: “He broke his spine”. He was lying on the floor motionless, panting heavily. We were devastated. After about 5 minutes, he was able to turn right side up, but he couldn’t get up on his feet. After another 5 minutes, he was back on his feet, but shaken and walking very slowly. I was relieved, but that that he had bruised his spinal nerve.
This morning he was good as new!! My dog is quite an athlete (unlike me) and he was back to jumping on the fence in the park. It seems that he just had the wind knocked out of him, but it sure looked alot worse when we first saw him.
I am so relieved. Our Westie is a joy. So cute ansd rascally.
You can buy powdered sun at most organic faudegas, Rob. If you dared venture inside one you’d know that.
“assuming I was able to talk to him for more than 2 minutes during a visit.” – more than 2 minutes? You self-entitled elitist!
“My doctor has forbidden me from checking symptoms on the web ever again after the last time I diagnosed myself with several fatal diseases.”
CGar, I think one of the Ten Commandments is that we Jews must at all times try to convince ourselves and everyone around us that we have less than one week to live, even if we’re in perfect health.
You never hear another Jew say they’re doing fabulous, do you? Even if a Jew feels absolutely wonderful, here is the conversation:
Friend: So Saul, how are things?
Saul: Not too bad. Not GREAT…but not too bad. Could always be better.
*Saul starts racking his brain to think of something, anything, to complain about*
“cobble, you should also use wax paper btw when you put out your cookies in the sun!!”
Rob, The day I start taking cooking advice from you, is the day I pitch myself off the deck!
Rob, thanks. more cookies for me.
Cobble, you might as well just give me the whole tray/box to take home