Have you seen the new research that gives scientific reasons for all the plagues? Nile dried up considerably so a red tide algae turned the water red & de-oxygenated it so fish died. Frogs got an illness & lice & flies ate their corpses. Grains were not growing well so cattle got sick & people got sick from eating bad beef. A volcano erupted causing the darkness. First born died because they were given the best foods – i.e. contaminated beef & grains.
About plagues, I onced watched an NCIS where a mother with a daughter, supposedly traumatized by a rape by navy guys, gets back at the NCIS by sending a letter with genetically altered bubonic plague dust, untreatable by antibiotics. Turns out Tony got the plague and was in a neon blue chamber dying, when they found the woman — it was ok since she was going to die anyway – she had a brain tumor — and her daughter wasn’t raped anyway, just tied up on a bedposts while her boyfriend crossed the street for some booze and he got hit by a car and got killed. There she was tied up and how was she going to explain that to HER MOTHER!!! So anyway, they cornered the Indian doctor who had the cure and got in to Tony to cure him of the plague. Just in time.
“What’s Thursday? Is that the Manhattan (choke spit cough) night?”
Most of us are having an impromptu at the Duplex. For you and Arkady, there will be an “unofficial gathering” at the Duplex. I mean, why say it in one word when two will do?
Ha! I’ll take #11!
Have you seen the new research that gives scientific reasons for all the plagues? Nile dried up considerably so a red tide algae turned the water red & de-oxygenated it so fish died. Frogs got an illness & lice & flies ate their corpses. Grains were not growing well so cattle got sick & people got sick from eating bad beef. A volcano erupted causing the darkness. First born died because they were given the best foods – i.e. contaminated beef & grains.
I thought about darkness but a flashlight seems to strip away all meaning from it.
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What’s everyone’s favourite plague?
gentrification.
*rob*
“11. (brownstoner 10:1-15) hail of cats and meatballs”
LOL!!
It’s funny how frogs are considered a plague in Ancient Egypt and an appetizer in modern France and Chinatown.
Well damn. That’s depressing! Are we really out of sex chat and now have moved on to disease and pestilence??? YIKES!
About plagues, I onced watched an NCIS where a mother with a daughter, supposedly traumatized by a rape by navy guys, gets back at the NCIS by sending a letter with genetically altered bubonic plague dust, untreatable by antibiotics. Turns out Tony got the plague and was in a neon blue chamber dying, when they found the woman — it was ok since she was going to die anyway – she had a brain tumor — and her daughter wasn’t raped anyway, just tied up on a bedposts while her boyfriend crossed the street for some booze and he got hit by a car and got killed. There she was tied up and how was she going to explain that to HER MOTHER!!! So anyway, they cornered the Indian doctor who had the cure and got in to Tony to cure him of the plague. Just in time.
Who makes up these plots?
“What’s Thursday? Is that the Manhattan (choke spit cough) night?”
Most of us are having an impromptu at the Duplex. For you and Arkady, there will be an “unofficial gathering” at the Duplex. I mean, why say it in one word when two will do?