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I was taught to never stick anything smaller than one’s elbow in one’s ear.
“If it weren’t for Leonard Marsh, Hyman Golden, and Arnold Greenberg, there would be no Snapple.”
I think they originally intended it to be schnapple
Ok, I’m blogiciding at 4:55 pm today, anyone want to take a stab at pissing me off?
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 12, 2010 2:59 PM
BOCOCA
“Then find an actress with a slutty accent”
ET, I don’t have a slutty accent, it’s just a lisp.
Other office supplies that might be used to clean one’s teeth in a pinch: Scotch Tape, paper clips and those tack thingies used for sticking stuff on cork boards.
Posted by: Biff Champion at March 12, 2010 2:57 PM
Pen caps too. Also good for cleaning out ears.
This is right up there with Rob and his bean bag chair:
Korean Man Marries Pillow
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/10/korean-man-marries-pillow_n_494122.html
“A super hot Hispanic woman came in this morning and asked me about Jenna Jameson’s book “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star.”
Lemme guess. You were still lying in bed and the alarm hadn’t gone off yet.
“and those tack thingies used for sticking stuff on cork boards.”
uuuum, those thingies are called thumb tacks.
Ok, I’m blogiciding at 4:55 pm today, anyone want to take a stab at pissing me off?
We have approximately 2 hours to bicker.