Brooklyn Life Open Thread by Brownstoner 03/12/2010 495 Share Share Brooklyn Life Brooklyn Life Open Thread What's Your Take? Leave a Comment Leave a Reply Cancel reply Register to leave a comment, or log in if you already have an account **YOU’RE FUNNY!!!** Log in to Reply “Paper clips are great if you get something stuck in a back molar and don’t have floss.” From what I recall, you don’t even have molars (or many of your other teeth remaining, for that matter). “But my dentist gave me a sad/frowny face when I told him that!” You have a dentist? At the last gathering, I saw a bunch of Englishmen pointing at your teeth and laughing! You should sue him for malpractice. Log in to Reply “And to think that I was certain I was the only one who used office supplies for hygenic purposes” sometimes I use those small binder clips as nipple clamps. Log in to Reply Somebody farted. I think it was Cobble. Posted by: Biff Champion at March 12, 2010 3:08 PM …oh, the old “dutch oven” prank. Log in to Reply “Somebody farted. I think it was Cobble.” – Posted by: Biff Champion at March 12, 2010 3:08 PM um, I’d check behind you. Log in to Reply Biff, she thinks that hers don’t stink. Log in to Reply A super hot Hispanic woman came in this morning and asked me about Jenna Jameson’s book “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star.” Posted by: infinitejester at March 12, 2010 2:57 PM jester, that’s the perfect storyline, rob and dibs already provided the dialogue, casting is under way what’s next? oh yeah, the music score/soundtrack Log in to Reply “The clock is TICKING!” Sorry to say it Cobble. I know you look young and all, but your clock has probably already stopped. Log in to Reply And to think that I was certain I was the only one who used office supplies for hygenic purposes. Log in to Reply < 1 … 15 16 17 18 19 … 55 >
“Paper clips are great if you get something stuck in a back molar and don’t have floss.” From what I recall, you don’t even have molars (or many of your other teeth remaining, for that matter). “But my dentist gave me a sad/frowny face when I told him that!” You have a dentist? At the last gathering, I saw a bunch of Englishmen pointing at your teeth and laughing! You should sue him for malpractice. Log in to Reply
“And to think that I was certain I was the only one who used office supplies for hygenic purposes” sometimes I use those small binder clips as nipple clamps. Log in to Reply
Somebody farted. I think it was Cobble. Posted by: Biff Champion at March 12, 2010 3:08 PM …oh, the old “dutch oven” prank. Log in to Reply
“Somebody farted. I think it was Cobble.” – Posted by: Biff Champion at March 12, 2010 3:08 PM um, I’d check behind you. Log in to Reply
A super hot Hispanic woman came in this morning and asked me about Jenna Jameson’s book “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star.” Posted by: infinitejester at March 12, 2010 2:57 PM jester, that’s the perfect storyline, rob and dibs already provided the dialogue, casting is under way what’s next? oh yeah, the music score/soundtrack Log in to Reply
“The clock is TICKING!” Sorry to say it Cobble. I know you look young and all, but your clock has probably already stopped. Log in to Reply
And to think that I was certain I was the only one who used office supplies for hygenic purposes. Log in to Reply
**YOU’RE FUNNY!!!**
“Paper clips are great if you get something stuck in a back molar and don’t have floss.”
From what I recall, you don’t even have molars (or many of your other teeth remaining, for that matter).
“But my dentist gave me a sad/frowny face when I told him that!”
You have a dentist? At the last gathering, I saw a bunch of Englishmen pointing at your teeth and laughing! You should sue him for malpractice.
“And to think that I was certain I was the only one who used office supplies for hygenic purposes”
sometimes I use those small binder clips as nipple clamps.
Somebody farted. I think it was Cobble.
Posted by: Biff Champion at March 12, 2010 3:08 PM
…oh, the old “dutch oven” prank.
“Somebody farted. I think it was Cobble.”
– Posted by: Biff Champion at March 12, 2010 3:08 PM
um, I’d check behind you.
Biff, she thinks that hers don’t stink.
A super hot Hispanic woman came in this morning and asked me about Jenna Jameson’s book “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star.”
Posted by: infinitejester at March 12, 2010 2:57 PM
jester,
that’s the perfect storyline,
rob and dibs already provided the dialogue,
casting is under way
what’s next?
oh yeah, the music score/soundtrack
“The clock is TICKING!”
Sorry to say it Cobble. I know you look young and all, but your clock has probably already stopped.
And to think that I was certain I was the only one who used office supplies for hygenic purposes.