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Who knows where Dave lives and one weekend in the summer help me climb the front of his house, over his roof and down the back side to raid his garden of fruit?
Can you have cravings for figs? I really want some now!
Snappy, i’ve seen many interviews with Paris Hilton where she’s totally poised, intelligent, and classy. You can be poised, intelligent, and classy all you want, but if you dont flash your boobs every once in a while, what’s the point of living?
Ugh…could you imagine that nightmare? She really oughtta stop marketing herself as an airhead. It leaves one to wonder whether she’s capable of intelligent conversation.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at March 11, 2010 1:52 PM
I think that would be fun. I’d ask her all kinds of questions:
– How many sex tapes have you made?
– Which was your favorite?
– How much money do you have?
– Would you do something outrageous right now?
– Where do rich people like you buy drugs?
– Which ethnicities/races have you had sex with?
– Have you seen peopleofwalmart.com?
snappy,
hasn’t she been trying to “repair” her image,
since her last court appearance?
…don’t think it’ll work, unless she
enrolls at Stanford or something.
Who knows where Dave lives and one weekend in the summer help me climb the front of his house, over his roof and down the back side to raid his garden of fruit?
Can you have cravings for figs? I really want some now!
LOL ENY and Legion!
Snappy, i’ve seen many interviews with Paris Hilton where she’s totally poised, intelligent, and classy. You can be poised, intelligent, and classy all you want, but if you dont flash your boobs every once in a while, what’s the point of living?
*rob*
“dinner with paris hilton”
Ugh…could you imagine that nightmare? She really oughtta stop marketing herself as an airhead. It leaves one to wonder whether she’s capable of intelligent conversation.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at March 11, 2010 1:52 PM
I think that would be fun. I’d ask her all kinds of questions:
– How many sex tapes have you made?
– Which was your favorite?
– How much money do you have?
– Would you do something outrageous right now?
– Where do rich people like you buy drugs?
– Which ethnicities/races have you had sex with?
– Have you seen peopleofwalmart.com?
Just for starters.
“Not pompous, precise. I don’t believe in fake praise. Food and service were both perfectly competent.”
Oh brother.
“OK you win.”
: D
[check’s in the mail ; )]
“ENY, I bid 2-12 hours.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 11, 2010 10:57 AM”
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 11, 2010 1:58 PM
OK you win.
snappy,
hasn’t she been trying to “repair” her image,
since her last court appearance?
…don’t think it’ll work, unless she
enrolls at Stanford or something.
I just kissed DIBS’ ass in HOTD.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at March 11, 2010 1:59 PM
And not the first one to do it today, I might add.