Mrs Jackal’s best friend is moving to Silicon Valley to take a job with a tech startup. She was at our place Sunday night asking if I knew anyone who would be willing to drive her car cross-country for her, and after ticking through the list of all of my friends I realized that taking a few days off of work and hitting the highway is exactly what I need. So it’s gonna be me, a few thousand miles of open highway, lots of coffee and good music, all the way to San Francisco. Going to hit a few states I haven’t been to before – the Dakotas, Wyoming, Idaho… and I’m stopping in Denver for poker night at my younger brothers’ place. It’s gonna completely rule. And the spousal negotiation was really easy because I’m doing a favor for my wife’s best friend.
So my friend finally closed at Forte and we’re going boozing to her place tonight! I offered to get toasty and skinny dip in the pool BUT then she told me that Forte has no pool :o(.
“Can you get pregnant from touching a doorknob?”
Mrs C got pregnant twice from a doorknob.
Can you get pregnant while posting on the OT?
Mrs Jackal’s best friend is moving to Silicon Valley to take a job with a tech startup. She was at our place Sunday night asking if I knew anyone who would be willing to drive her car cross-country for her, and after ticking through the list of all of my friends I realized that taking a few days off of work and hitting the highway is exactly what I need. So it’s gonna be me, a few thousand miles of open highway, lots of coffee and good music, all the way to San Francisco. Going to hit a few states I haven’t been to before – the Dakotas, Wyoming, Idaho… and I’m stopping in Denver for poker night at my younger brothers’ place. It’s gonna completely rule. And the spousal negotiation was really easy because I’m doing a favor for my wife’s best friend.
“Can you get pregnant from touching a doorknob?”
Round knobs, No.
Levers, Yes.
Can you get pregnant from driving cross country?
” she told me that Forte has no pool ”
It will once April showers come and the roof starts to leak.. 🙁
dh, there’s a box of 1,000 condoms at CGar’s place. I doubt he’s used any. Ask him for some.
or you can do the Pull and Pray method.
So my friend finally closed at Forte and we’re going boozing to her place tonight! I offered to get toasty and skinny dip in the pool BUT then she told me that Forte has no pool :o(.
Can you get pregnant from touching a doorknob?