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CGar! You’ve settled in enough to be able to join us?!
It probably would… actually, it definitely woud… but I don’t think a lady would want my snot filled nose in their vajayjay.
Arkady, I am going to BURY Snappy’s apartment in glitter when I’m there tomorrow. I’m going to leave fresh flowers for her. Which she won’t be able to see because of the glitter in which I’m going to bathe her apartment. I might leave a snow shovel for her, but no lint brush, and I’m seriously considering disabling her vacuum.
I was watching some show last night and, wouldn’t you know it, a Dulcolax commercial came on! Ok, I’m going to try to make that my only comment on this topic today (although I’m pretty sure it won’t be).
You shoulda seen me. It was tough work and very anxiety provoking, let me tell you (fumbling for notes).
I was hunched over, shaking a little, a tiny bead of sweat forming on my upper lip as I tapped out the last ‘t’ (had a panicked moment when I simply could not locate the f*cker), pressed POST as quickly as my little, shaking, human body could manage…waited…waited…waited…
THERE! First!
Competition’s in town babies. COm. Pet. Tition.
Speaking of a Ho (face) down, morning, Dave!! How was dinner?
sorry ty, always makes me feel better 🙂
*rob*, I second Arkady, and would add that you have plenty of #4, too.
upward mobility is highly overrated.