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  1. dave, i dont think anyone would hire me in a bodega. the asian fauxdegas use illegals, eh i mean undocumented citizens, and pay them LESS than minimum wage, and the hispanic bodegas generally hire family members.

    *rob*

  2. oh snap, no it was definitely a gorilla, she gave a lapdance and sucked on a banana seductively then tied it around his neck.

    i cant believe i was privy to that at like 7 years old lol. no wonder im a gay autosexual

    *rob*

  3. “my grandparents hired my uncle a stripper in a GORILLA suit to come over to our apartment for his 18th birthday party.”

    You sure it was a gorilla suit and not just a naked Armenian woman?

  4. you dont have to worry about that denton, i was thinking more along the lines of adult birthday parties! ugh i wish i was a 20 year old chick.. my grandparents hired my uncle a stripper in a GORILLA suit to come over to our apartment for his 18th birthday party. scariest thing i EVER saw.

    *rob*

  5. rob…how about working in a bodega?

    -the turnover is high, you should find an opening
    -you are very familiar with the product line
    -you have the added benefit of speaking English, unlike the other employees

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