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rob – Didn’t you see the news articles last week about how a pack of beagles was terrorizing the Hamptons? Many of them were caught, fixed & put up for adoption.
“why is it okay for there to be feral cats outside, but not feral dogs? if someone saw a stray dog they’d call animal control immediately most likely, but with cats they put milk and stuff out and pay for their x rated parts to get fixed? the cats that live in my alleyway are SO ANNOYING! they taunt my dog causing him to bark like a maniac, they probably pee and poop outside my window, they carry vermin, kill the cute squirrleys, etc.”
um b/c a feral dog is more likely to attack a human than a feral cat who will run away
why is it okay for there to be feral cats outside, but not feral dogs? if someone saw a stray dog they’d call animal control immediately most likely, but with cats they put milk and stuff out and pay for their x rated parts to get fixed? the cats that live in my alleyway are SO ANNOYING! they taunt my dog causing him to bark like a maniac, they probably pee and poop outside my window, they carry vermin, kill the cute squirrleys, etc.
I’m a such sucker for those big boy cats. It’s nice that you gave him affection when he needed it and a beautiful place to “rest”. I’m sure he greatly appreciated it.
I wish I could arrange to give you a shared custody Monday – Thursday night cat.
rob – Didn’t you see the news articles last week about how a pack of beagles was terrorizing the Hamptons? Many of them were caught, fixed & put up for adoption.
“why is it okay for there to be feral cats outside, but not feral dogs? if someone saw a stray dog they’d call animal control immediately most likely, but with cats they put milk and stuff out and pay for their x rated parts to get fixed? the cats that live in my alleyway are SO ANNOYING! they taunt my dog causing him to bark like a maniac, they probably pee and poop outside my window, they carry vermin, kill the cute squirrleys, etc.”
um b/c a feral dog is more likely to attack a human than a feral cat who will run away
ROLF!!
She should have named one Rex. Oedi-puss Rex.
why is it okay for there to be feral cats outside, but not feral dogs? if someone saw a stray dog they’d call animal control immediately most likely, but with cats they put milk and stuff out and pay for their x rated parts to get fixed? the cats that live in my alleyway are SO ANNOYING! they taunt my dog causing him to bark like a maniac, they probably pee and poop outside my window, they carry vermin, kill the cute squirrleys, etc.
*rob*
Dibs – Were you living in W VA at the time?
I’m a such sucker for those big boy cats. It’s nice that you gave him affection when he needed it and a beautiful place to “rest”. I’m sure he greatly appreciated it.
I wish I could arrange to give you a shared custody Monday – Thursday night cat.
Thanks Arkady.
The followup is a bit raunchier:
Seems Charlie finally was able to stumpf his mother just before he dies!!!! A few kittens were born and the lady named one David-Charles!!!!
I saw Family Guy with my nephew once. I was shocked. I hope I never become jaded enough to see its appeal.
Nice story, dibs!