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There must be some sort of geometric scale for dating website age – a “girl” I went to college with is 16 years younger than I am.
marital status: ask me tomorrow
income: you call that an income?
age: I died on stage years ago
children: yes, who wants them?
popcorn: topped with tangy Canadian dill pickle seasoning
“Clearly I’m not properly following the Pocket Pussy’s instructions for use.”
Just choked on my lollipop! (N/K)
^^^^^^
Clearly I’m not properly following the Pocket Pussy’s instructions for use.
“age: 45 (35 in dating website years)”
LMAO! I just spit out my Pocket Pussy!
Arkady, 70 is round trip. if it was one way, I would beg to be fired & collect unemploymt.
I recently reached the age where I can join AARP (American Assocation of Retired PLUSA’s).
Posted by: benson at February 1, 2010 3:51 PM
Benson, that association is not based on age but on how much you post in the OT. Based on that, I am a member of AARP as well.
okay, I’ll answer…
marital status: do I have to be
income: It all goes to gas
age: is only a number
children: coming right up
popcorn: salt & lightly buttered
“Next time, try spitting ON the lollipop, it might go down smoother”
Says the Expert!!!