l4w, you have inspired me. This used to be my answering machine message (up to “cliff”):
“I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody’s around – nobody big, I mean – except me. And I’m standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff – I mean if they’re running and they don’t look where they’re going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That’s all I do all day. I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it’s crazy, but that’s the only thing I’d really like to be.”
lfw, Did you click through to all the other photos? It’s too funny!
lol exp text,
that should work with a bowtie!
i tend to resist hating on SJP – as my sister has met her numerous times and says she’s a really nice person.
hard though – she has horseface
None of you wankers would EVER kick JA or SJP out of bed if you had the chance.
It’s like me saying Tiki Barber is only a 7 or 8 compared to someone else!!!!
l4w, you have inspired me. This used to be my answering machine message (up to “cliff”):
“I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody’s around – nobody big, I mean – except me. And I’m standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff – I mean if they’re running and they don’t look where they’re going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That’s all I do all day. I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it’s crazy, but that’s the only thing I’d really like to be.”
“http://unhappyhipsters.tumblr.com/”
OMG six this is friggen hilarious.
Yes, it was the battery. The guy (via AAA) that showed up was Hispanic. Muy Caliente. Got jumped.
Dave, are you going to wear a tux, suit or what you wear to lounge around the house?
http://tinyurl.com/yeme275
I agree re Aniston & SJP. SJP is flat out ugly.
Jennifer Aniston 7.5 or 8/10.