Yeah my old man smoked three packs of Luckys a day, and never wanted to hear about the health issues. He used to talk about cigarette issues like Bush talked about global warming–well, it’s not actually PROVEN.
He even had the nerve to get me a book called ‘Cigarettes are Sublime’, you can buy it on Amazon for a few pennies.
He spent the last decade of his life w emphysema on oxygen. What a way to live, and die. He was a real prick, anyway.
Lung cancer’s another great way to die. So get off the shit as soon as you can.
Hey bxgirl, he usually likes being in trouble. Doesn’t bother him, and nothing freaks him out.
He also likes asparagus. He has discerning taste and won’t eat the stalks, only the tips. We of course found this out the hard way when he de-tipped a half a pound that was lying around waiting for the water to boil.
This was a asparagus bag from Costco. There must have been a few of those little tip-things still in it. So he reached in the garbage, put his head in the bag, munched away, and then couldn’t get it off!
DIBS, better double that with the vent! Gotta have a designer cat to go with the designer range tho!
This is a website started by a friend of mine
http://howtostartsmoking.com/index.htm
Yeah my old man smoked three packs of Luckys a day, and never wanted to hear about the health issues. He used to talk about cigarette issues like Bush talked about global warming–well, it’s not actually PROVEN.
He even had the nerve to get me a book called ‘Cigarettes are Sublime’, you can buy it on Amazon for a few pennies.
He spent the last decade of his life w emphysema on oxygen. What a way to live, and die. He was a real prick, anyway.
Lung cancer’s another great way to die. So get off the shit as soon as you can.
Rob
1 -Good luck with the family thing. It sounds really difficult.
2 – Quit smoking; you’ll be glad you did. I went cold turkey, no patch, but I’m stubborn that way.
3 – Based on what I’ve read in your posts, you would probably like Sunset Park. Check it our when it gets warmer out.
That man should be awarded the Nobel prize for comedy.
Hey bxgirl, he usually likes being in trouble. Doesn’t bother him, and nothing freaks him out.
He also likes asparagus. He has discerning taste and won’t eat the stalks, only the tips. We of course found this out the hard way when he de-tipped a half a pound that was lying around waiting for the water to boil.
This was a asparagus bag from Costco. There must have been a few of those little tip-things still in it. So he reached in the garbage, put his head in the bag, munched away, and then couldn’t get it off!
DIBS, better double that with the vent! Gotta have a designer cat to go with the designer range tho!
“The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.”
bxgrl – did you get your books yet?
My favorite Yogi-ism is:
No one ever goes to that restaurant, it’s always too crowded!
It was so Yogi Berra-esque I couldn’t resist.