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Snappy and Sexpert, the children you’re describing could be fathered by either *rob* or me, lol!
Dave, that sounds really good. I’m fasting today because I’ve got an early Hanukkah dinner tonight.
Blowfish, I know the area well. Spend a lot of time there. My mother went to Smith. My ex-GF (back in the day) went to Holyoke. I have a friend with a condo in Lenox, and often go to Tanglewood.
So, Mrs. D just calls… she goes out to lunch w a friend around Bloomie’s, and there’s a homeless woman on the sidewalk wearing nothing but a sheet, and exhibiting, according to her friend (who’s a clinician) early signs of hyperthermia.
There’s a cop on the corner, so they go up to him and point out the situation. Cop says ‘nothing I can do’. Cop car pulls up, same thing. Mrs. D reminds them that it’s a cold emergency day and the cops are supposed to arrange for folx like this to be taken to a shelter. Cop asks Mrs. D if she’s from New York.
Assholes, cops look like they were under 25. Mrs. D’s been a New Yorker before they were born. Good thing I wasn’t there, I would have pointed out Rockland County where these assholes probably live don’t count as New York in my book.
Mrs. D calls 911, in five minutes the woman is picked up.
GRRRRRRRR! so yesterday i was looking everywhere for little balls to put on my tree but couldnt find any til i passed urban outfitters and i saw they had small xmas balls!!! so i bought a box of them. 8 bux!!! earlier someone left a big bag of xmas decorations in the hallway and in it were THREE boxes of little xmas balls, basically the same kind for the most part!!! now i have more balls than i know what to do with! my tree is really small
Snappy and Sexpert, the children you’re describing could be fathered by either *rob* or me, lol!
Dave, that sounds really good. I’m fasting today because I’ve got an early Hanukkah dinner tonight.
Blowfish, I know the area well. Spend a lot of time there. My mother went to Smith. My ex-GF (back in the day) went to Holyoke. I have a friend with a condo in Lenox, and often go to Tanglewood.
So, Mrs. D just calls… she goes out to lunch w a friend around Bloomie’s, and there’s a homeless woman on the sidewalk wearing nothing but a sheet, and exhibiting, according to her friend (who’s a clinician) early signs of hyperthermia.
There’s a cop on the corner, so they go up to him and point out the situation. Cop says ‘nothing I can do’. Cop car pulls up, same thing. Mrs. D reminds them that it’s a cold emergency day and the cops are supposed to arrange for folx like this to be taken to a shelter. Cop asks Mrs. D if she’s from New York.
Assholes, cops look like they were under 25. Mrs. D’s been a New Yorker before they were born. Good thing I wasn’t there, I would have pointed out Rockland County where these assholes probably live don’t count as New York in my book.
Mrs. D calls 911, in five minutes the woman is picked up.
“now i have more balls than i know what to do with!”
That should be my biggest problem, *rob*!!
Cobble, quite true! Little incorrigible crumbsnatchers indeed.
rob, go to a dollar store
“now i have more balls than i know what to do with!”
Sounds like a Saturday night at Dave’s house.
CarGar- further west in MA. Like, all the way west, on the Springfield-Northampton-Amherst continuum
“little milky-brown wee ones with bad attitudes and a wicked sense of humor!”
OMG, They would have to be home schooled because by the time they could speak, no teacher could handle them! Can you imagine!
GRRRRRRRR! so yesterday i was looking everywhere for little balls to put on my tree but couldnt find any til i passed urban outfitters and i saw they had small xmas balls!!! so i bought a box of them. 8 bux!!! earlier someone left a big bag of xmas decorations in the hallway and in it were THREE boxes of little xmas balls, basically the same kind for the most part!!! now i have more balls than i know what to do with! my tree is really small
*rob*