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bxgrl, Perhaps they’re related? Yes, it’s something like that…in the summer time the back window has a little open part next to the AC, and she comes in like it’s her own private door…and many a morning I was woken up to with a paw on my face and a little furry face staring at mine – like 2 inches away. As if to say ‘COME ON, Get your lazy ass up and pet me!”
My cat Moose must have mentored him. If I don’t get up at an acceptable (think 7 am) hour to feed him, he’ll stand on the pillow and start tapping my face. Then he’ll sit on my chest and stare at me – I’ve had several morning frights. Look up and there is this green-eyed vulture staring at you, licking his chops.
actually my longhaired girl nearly broke my noe the other day. I bent down to pick something up just as she jumped up on the bed. OW! OW! I literally saw stars. They’ll kill you, given half a chance. I swear.
Goodness, no, BRG. (Do you smear your clothes with tuna too?)I was referring to the Great EVLL but does that mean I no longer am as devilish as you thought? sigh…now I’m disappointed – in myself 🙁
This kitty will come over and DEMAND to be pet. One morning BH let her in, and she came over to me (still sleeping, cozy as could be in my beddy) and stuck her paw on my face to wake me up! Unfortunately, one of her STEELY CLAWS was out, and got caught in my NOSE! Suffice to say, I threw her out that morning.
(Oh dear g*d! I had to bring it up…Modest. Huh, not the word I was thinking of, but have it your way! ; ) )
Ahem! Widget is a He. Is there a term for cheap gigolo? And trust me- I have often been made fully aware of their opinions as to the quality of my service (the little b**tards).There is no gratitude.
(yes, thank you cobble. May I call you cobble? Not just a winner…the FIRST winner. But, ahem, blush, I don’t like to mention it. Too modest, you know.)
I hope your sentence in ( ) is a reference to EVLL and not me. If it’s in regards to yours truly, you are a very unsainted tenant, actually ‘devilish’…unless I’m reading into it too much.
Please tell me I’m reading it incorrectly, otherwise, I bow to you. This tops everything I’ve ever written.
bxgrl, Perhaps they’re related? Yes, it’s something like that…in the summer time the back window has a little open part next to the AC, and she comes in like it’s her own private door…and many a morning I was woken up to with a paw on my face and a little furry face staring at mine – like 2 inches away. As if to say ‘COME ON, Get your lazy ass up and pet me!”
Hi What! How are things at the bunker? Did you finish painting?
My cat Moose must have mentored him. If I don’t get up at an acceptable (think 7 am) hour to feed him, he’ll stand on the pillow and start tapping my face. Then he’ll sit on my chest and stare at me – I’ve had several morning frights. Look up and there is this green-eyed vulture staring at you, licking his chops.
actually my longhaired girl nearly broke my noe the other day. I bent down to pick something up just as she jumped up on the bed. OW! OW! I literally saw stars. They’ll kill you, given half a chance. I swear.
“I just don’t see how there can be any rational discussion about anything with someone who takes glee in others’ suicides.”
When did I take glee in people suicides? Oh yeah here..
Slopefarm kill yourself and make my day.
The What (You’re not dead yet?????!!!)
Someday the misquotes is gonna end…
Goodness, no, BRG. (Do you smear your clothes with tuna too?)I was referring to the Great EVLL but does that mean I no longer am as devilish as you thought? sigh…now I’m disappointed – in myself 🙁
“quality of my service”
This kitty will come over and DEMAND to be pet. One morning BH let her in, and she came over to me (still sleeping, cozy as could be in my beddy) and stuck her paw on my face to wake me up! Unfortunately, one of her STEELY CLAWS was out, and got caught in my NOSE! Suffice to say, I threw her out that morning.
(Oh dear g*d! I had to bring it up…Modest. Huh, not the word I was thinking of, but have it your way! ; ) )
Ahem! Widget is a He. Is there a term for cheap gigolo? And trust me- I have often been made fully aware of their opinions as to the quality of my service (the little b**tards).There is no gratitude.
(yes, thank you cobble. May I call you cobble? Not just a winner…the FIRST winner. But, ahem, blush, I don’t like to mention it. Too modest, you know.)
BXGRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope your sentence in ( ) is a reference to EVLL and not me. If it’s in regards to yours truly, you are a very unsainted tenant, actually ‘devilish’…unless I’m reading into it too much.
Please tell me I’m reading it incorrectly, otherwise, I bow to you. This tops everything I’ve ever written.
So you are telling us your cat is a slut? I would expect pee in my bed this evening bxgrl!