food poisoning is horrible. You don’t want to die while desperately wishing you could. Stomach viruses as just as much fun.
Ah- just heard from the Great EVLL. Picking up dinner because she doesn’t want to cook. The Nerve! If I’m lucky she might throw a morsel down the dungeon stairs to me.
dahhhhhhhhhhlings. I am back! I get so much done when I am not on here.
DIBS: Why is the image of me, Biff and bubbles so bad? I bet BRG would love to see it. I know you girls love a little man-on-man action. I think the What does too, but I digress.
ENY: You are killing today. Shouldn’t you have included Real Estate agents in your list? (Take note, What.) Why do you think everyone hates journalists?
omigod omigod omigod. I guess it’s good to be brilliant, unintentional or not. I did realize the legs spread in bliss was an error as soon as I hit the post button. Someone should tie my hands to the chair and proofread my stuff!!
You know, I have been spared the ‘ritual of the hairball’ with this kitty. Thank g*d! I have however witnessed it in other kitties – it reminds me of the time I had food poisoning from some bad abalone! Wretched!
Oh i get the affection frenzy at night when I’m trying to sleep. That’s when Little Stevie Wonder does her vampire act and sucks my neck for 30 minutes before she can go to sleep. It’ s tough enough explaining hickeys when you get them from a guy – what am I going to say. My cat gave them to me? humiliating. But the mornings are strictly business. GET UPPPPP!!!! FEEEED MEEEEEE!!!!! NOWWWWWWWW!
does your little feline friend celebrate the ritual of the hairball too?
Pheew!!
Okay bxgrl, I just picked my head up out of the gutter!
I have to stop reading the slang dictionary, but you did use some choice words (tuna, cats, swell), and your sentence structure. Come on, you can’t blame me.
‘but does that mean I no longer am as devilish as you thought?’
You should have played it off and said yes, I meant it the way you thought it. It was brillant, even though it was unintentional. I would just change a few words to make it better.
Bxgrl, re-read it again with a very randy mind and you won’t be disappointed with yourself!
It’s gotta be something in my drinking water.
food poisoning is horrible. You don’t want to die while desperately wishing you could. Stomach viruses as just as much fun.
Ah- just heard from the Great EVLL. Picking up dinner because she doesn’t want to cook. The Nerve! If I’m lucky she might throw a morsel down the dungeon stairs to me.
It was naughty. Even I noticed that one! ; )
Hey BRG, get this…now she’s talking about bondage!
dahhhhhhhhhhlings. I am back! I get so much done when I am not on here.
DIBS: Why is the image of me, Biff and bubbles so bad? I bet BRG would love to see it. I know you girls love a little man-on-man action. I think the What does too, but I digress.
ENY: You are killing today. Shouldn’t you have included Real Estate agents in your list? (Take note, What.) Why do you think everyone hates journalists?
CWB: Info on Hancock Street please.
omigod omigod omigod. I guess it’s good to be brilliant, unintentional or not. I did realize the legs spread in bliss was an error as soon as I hit the post button. Someone should tie my hands to the chair and proofread my stuff!!
You know, I have been spared the ‘ritual of the hairball’ with this kitty. Thank g*d! I have however witnessed it in other kitties – it reminds me of the time I had food poisoning from some bad abalone! Wretched!
Oh i get the affection frenzy at night when I’m trying to sleep. That’s when Little Stevie Wonder does her vampire act and sucks my neck for 30 minutes before she can go to sleep. It’ s tough enough explaining hickeys when you get them from a guy – what am I going to say. My cat gave them to me? humiliating. But the mornings are strictly business. GET UPPPPP!!!! FEEEED MEEEEEE!!!!! NOWWWWWWWW!
does your little feline friend celebrate the ritual of the hairball too?
Pheew!!
Okay bxgrl, I just picked my head up out of the gutter!
I have to stop reading the slang dictionary, but you did use some choice words (tuna, cats, swell), and your sentence structure. Come on, you can’t blame me.
‘but does that mean I no longer am as devilish as you thought?’
You should have played it off and said yes, I meant it the way you thought it. It was brillant, even though it was unintentional. I would just change a few words to make it better.
Bxgrl, re-read it again with a very randy mind and you won’t be disappointed with yourself!
oops- meant nose