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Ooops, sorry, Snappy!
[Clap off!]
OMG. I can’t believe we have to be back here in 8 hours!
Naturally, we’ll take 47% of the profits. SCS, LLP. doesn’t work for cheap!
As Rob might say: “Hells to the no!”
Cobble’s Cold Cure Cookies’ aren’t for sale!! I mean unless you sweeten that offer!
Besides, I have a law firm of my own: Chad, Chet & Courtney, LLP!
Cargar, new discovery: Cobble’s cookies cure a cold! I say we talk to her about patenting those babies and opening up a shop (using the lawfirm of Snappy, Cargar & Slopey, LLP. of course). Naturally, we’ll take 47% of the profits. SCS, LLP. doesn’t work for cheap! Cobble, that’s no problem right?
🙂
In the words of the immortal Laura Petrie, “Ohhhh *robbbbbbb*!!”
PS, *rob*, remember when I told you you could always call me to bail you out? Well, if you read the not-so-fine print, you’ll see there’s a septic tank exception.
Snapster, how ya feelin? Must be better given the way you’re woolfin down those cookies!
CARGAR YOU COOKIE THIEF! A POX ON YOUR HOUSE!
Oh, and Rob, I poked tiny little holes ALL OVER your poo mist hazmat suit. Look down. You’ve got doodie on your calf.
🙂
[crawls in thru the septic tank *ha! betcha no one thought this was a way in and out huh?*]
[removes poo mist hazmat suit]
[takes back ps2 and CRT television and replaces it with an atari and a broken boombox]
[slides into poo mist hazmat suit]
[slips thru septic system. OUCH sprains ankle and gets suit snagged on a piece of corn]
GAAAAAAVCK! help me! ive fallen and i cant get up!
*rob*
[Clap on!]
“Anyone watching SNL? How fuckin hot is Shakira?”
Asks the man who swiped the LCD TV . . .
[Walks past “Killer Max”, sound asleep inside *rob’s* murse]
[Takes more of Cobble’s awesome shortbread cookies]
[Clap off!]
Anyone watching SNL? How fuckin hot is Shakira?