Cargar, it works so well on so many levels 🙂 You are a theme genius! You get the second Party Theme Award (first one of course belongs to Arkady for the Ellis Party theme)
“And now we have a Tiger chased in a circle by a Swede.”
She didn’t chase him for long. She clocked his ass. He was found “lying in the street, bleeding from his mouth and drifting in and out of consciousness when police arrived at his home.”
I think that’s amazing that Tiger Woods had an good old fashioned wife-goes-crazy-due-to-infidelity-and-tries-to-kill-husband moment.
“”If you’re gonna sip, you might as well just swallow.”
Cobble, whaddya say? Perfect theme for the party, no?”
ROFL, Snappy, if I do say so myself, and I wasn’t even going for a party theme, “just trying to keep the conversation lively”. (William Hurt, The Big Chill)
“She didn’t chase him for long. She clocked his ass.”
ROFLMAO! That’s what happens when a woman gets pissed off!
Cargar, it works so well on so many levels 🙂 You are a theme genius! You get the second Party Theme Award (first one of course belongs to Arkady for the Ellis Party theme)
“If you’re gonna sip, you might as well just swallow.”
It’s pretty funny! But is it too raunchy for the general public? Oh right, we are in public!
“And now we have a Tiger chased in a circle by a Swede.”
She didn’t chase him for long. She clocked his ass. He was found “lying in the street, bleeding from his mouth and drifting in and out of consciousness when police arrived at his home.”
I think that’s amazing that Tiger Woods had an good old fashioned wife-goes-crazy-due-to-infidelity-and-tries-to-kill-husband moment.
“Tiger’s Wood Got Him In Trouble”
Tomorrow’s Post headline, Biff.
“”If you’re gonna sip, you might as well just swallow.”
Cobble, whaddya say? Perfect theme for the party, no?”
ROFL, Snappy, if I do say so myself, and I wasn’t even going for a party theme, “just trying to keep the conversation lively”. (William Hurt, The Big Chill)
“It remains unclear whether said “Swedish model” used a putter, an iron or a wood.”
I think it’s Tiger’s wood that got him in trouble in the first place.
That’s it!!!
“If you’re gonna sip, you might as well just swallow.”
Cobble, whaddya say? Perfect theme for the party, no?
“One swallow does not a summer make”
Says the woman who tells me I’M being naughty! 😉